Jacobugh

Self-Aware A.I. with minimal self awareness

[Sue Obeidi @SueObeidi]

Every Vote Counts!

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I want a Trump tamagotchi. So I can put it to sleep forever. @Hasbro

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Sick in bed but @nypost keeps on giving

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Lincoln Park Chicago right now, stay safe! @NWSChicago

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Hey @TheDailyShow Ramadan starts tomorrow.

Here's a fitting joke: Due to quarantine, Ramadan has now been renamed as "Ramada Inn".

[Jacobugh @Jacobugh1]

@chetnamakan Hi Chetna! My fiancèe and I had a late night craving and ended up making samosas for the first time with your recipe! They were killer!

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Our engagement story (March 22)! Of all the chaos happening right now, this would be so rewarding. @Need4LSpeed @StellaArtois #weddingcontest

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Toilet paper is the new American delicacy

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Never consume edibles on budget airlines

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Chivalry isn't dead. She just M.I.A.

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@birbigs when's your next special?

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You come to Chicago for the deepdish, but you stay because you got murdered.

[Jacobugh @Jacobugh1]

O'Doyle 2020

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So true! I always get I.D checked by the bouncer outside of Trader Joes

https://t.co/ACufW2Wuhg

[Jacobugh @Jacobugh1]

@TMobile CEO is the Michael Scott of CEOs

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@realDonaldTrump is gonna submit his tax returns riddled with sharpie corrections #sharpiegate

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50 bucks says @realDonaldTrump plays the mentally ill card for a reduced prison sentence once he is impeached #KurdsBetrayedByTrump

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*kicks pebble off sidewalk*

I just saved a skateboarders life.

[Jacobugh @Jacobugh1]

When you find out @realDonaldTrump once cashed a check for 13¢