Jacqui Gilbert

Avid Reader | Aspiring Writer| Future TESOL educator | Feminist | Lover of Dance

[Jacqui Gilbert @JacquiGilbert5]

As a general rule, I dislike people. Humans are awful. However, i do find it adorable that we go places and find plants we like, could be essentially a weed in that biome, but we're like, yeah this is coming home with me. Gonna keep it live in my house.

[Jacqui Gilbert @JacquiGilbert5]

@harlsaaron I mean no disrespect but....the old you looked like a Ned's Declassified character

[Jacqui Gilbert @JacquiGilbert5]

The other ladies in my department at work are so nice and always so quick to tell me how well I'm doing, but what they don't understand is that the despair isn't me being hard on myself, its the fact that I hate the job.

[Jacqui Gilbert @JacquiGilbert5]

Don't date girls who read fantasy books. They will only ever be disappointed that you aren't some beautiful, ethereal, otherworldly creature who is thousands of years old, an extremely skilled lover, warrior king, and that you have found each other on the brink of war

[Jacqui Gilbert @JacquiGilbert5]

@alysiatrev I have seriously considered so many times getting screened for ADHD but I don't because so many people have asked me "well how would a diagnosis help you?" And I don't have an answer except "just to know"

[Jacqui Gilbert @JacquiGilbert5]

I just want to marry my boyfriend and give him one of these beautiful rings 🥺🥺🥺

[Jacqui Gilbert @JacquiGilbert5]

I have once again sold my soul to my capitalist overlord, Old Navy.
I'm so white ;-;
Someone should confiscate my debit card.

[Jacqui Gilbert @JacquiGilbert5]

@itsdougthepug @megan_peek9 its a Doug the Pug mug

[Jacqui Gilbert @JacquiGilbert5]

Hot take: checking/acknowledging your own privilege is a very Christian thing to do. Sincerely.

[Jacqui Gilbert @JacquiGilbert5]

So do i scream into the void first, then take a nap, or nap now and scream into the void later?

[Jacqui Gilbert @JacquiGilbert5]

If you ever see me driving, and it looks like goin hard on a song, there's a 94% chance it's Other Side, from Greatest Showman. That is all.

[Jacqui Gilbert @JacquiGilbert5]

This year I've gotten all sorts messages for someone named Adriana. So, assuming these are real communications and not scams-
Adriana, wherever you are, I hope your USPS shipments and Netflix subscription has been sorted out

[Jacqui Gilbert @JacquiGilbert5]

@DrDebraSoh @elonmusk And chances are that if you know a person at all, you probably know their NAME, and will use that.
"Alex came into my coffee shop, but i couldn't make them their usual almond milk latte, so i offered to make it with coconut milk instead"
EASY

[Jacqui Gilbert @JacquiGilbert5]

@DrDebraSoh @elonmusk Read this sentence:
"A customer came into my coffee shop and they asked for almond milk in their latte. I had to tell them we had run out. Then explained that if they don't mind coconut milk, I can use that instead."
Its not hard,

[Jacqui Gilbert @JacquiGilbert5]

There are two kinds of professors:
The kind that make the paper due before the presentations begin, and the kind that let it be due after all the presentations.
May you be blessed with the latter.

[Jacqui Gilbert @JacquiGilbert5]

@LukeMiani I think all industries have a responsibility to be aware of their relationship with other industries and aspects of life. Tech influences a lot of stuff! Keep the conversation going

[Jacqui Gilbert @JacquiGilbert5]

@itsdougthepug
I know this is a longshot but my bestfriend @megan_peek9 just lost her bestfriend @PebblesPug please leave her a kind message, they were big fans of yours

[Jacqui Gilbert @JacquiGilbert5]

@megan_peek9 Personally, it was an overwhelming need and want to show that I was just as athletic, if not more, than the boys.
Basically, the seedlings of feminism.

[Jacqui Gilbert @JacquiGilbert5]

I surely can't be the only one that some how always reads @neiltyson as "Neilty Son"

[Jacqui Gilbert @JacquiGilbert5]

Lowkey feelin like Pearl after Rosequartz met Greg.