Chris Casserly

I still feel guilty for telling my little brother that he didn't hit me during our sword fight 8 years ago. Still glad I won though. #SingleUsePlastic

[Chris Casserly @JacrispyCringle]

Hey go listen to this. Distant Violence and the Sun Bird Furniture
https://t.co/sD49958fO2

[Chris Casserly @JacrispyCringle]

If gas wasn't so high I would drive the 96.456 mi and me and @RubinoSpencer would already be dating.

[AverageCheezItEnjoyer @spency_phl]

If gas gets any higher I'm going to have to step in.

[Chris Casserly @JacrispyCringle]

If @RubinoSpencer wasn't 96.456 miles away right now we'd already be dating.

[Chris Casserly @JacrispyCringle]

@allisonwiz Chad Hanks is the origin of white boy summer. Lacking in your white boy summer lore.

[Chris Casserly @JacrispyCringle]

@soup_otheday This is deep

[Teletubbies @TeletubbiesHQ]

Us on May 20th #HarrysHouse

[Chris Casserly @JacrispyCringle]

I'd put out for Adam.

[Chris Casserly @JacrispyCringle]

@baseball your sport would be better if instead of hitting a ball twice in 3 hours you just give all the players a bat and they run a round the field and kill lantern flies. Which ever team kills more wins. Oh and you can keep the smacking butts thing that's cool.

[Chris Casserly @JacrispyCringle]

@noemontas Lantern flies are probably saying the same thing about us. 🤸

[Teletubbies @TeletubbiesHQ]

.@SharkWeek what if we went swimming with the sharks? Haha, just kidding… unless?

[Chris Casserly @JacrispyCringle]

Picture This: Your name is Lima(After the bean) you're also my offspring.

[WXPN @wxpnfm]

Exuding fun energy, the latest @upandovr session will no doubt leave you dreaming of spilling beers in unfinished basements and dancing to a full Bird Furniture live set. https://t.co/z3tOR4Kj8E

[TightBlubber @TightBlubber]

Ooblets https://t.co/R0IVvZ1jj9

[TightBlubber @TightBlubber]

Playing some Resident Evil and maybe a couple other games with friends. https://t.co/R0IVvZ1jj9

[Chris Casserly @JacrispyCringle]

@noemontas Big fan

[Chris Casserly @JacrispyCringle]

@DeclanTorr It's just me

[TightBlubber @TightBlubber]

Omori or something like that. https://t.co/R0IVvZ1jj9

[TightBlubber @TightBlubber]

Omori or something like that. https://t.co/R0IVvZ1jj9

[Chris Casserly @JacrispyCringle]

@hey_mizz_carter Moms can't be wrong

[Chris Casserly @JacrispyCringle]

@hey_mizz_carter Mom said you're wrong so...

[Chris Casserly @JacrispyCringle]

@hey_mizz_carter Oregano is the right spice everytime.