Jad ♃

妖魔鬼怪快啲走 Lebanese libertine. Int'l Tax & Estates Lawyer. UChicago Econ, GWU and Georgetown Law alum. ♎️ ♍️ ♍️

[Jad ♃ @JadH]

New trade thread.

Things look like they can get ugly. Had some SPY and IBIT calls and those are just bleeding. Some relief from my puts/hedges but not really enough to offset.

Biggest position is silver (via SLV calls) since I’ve been accumulating during the draw down. Might just focus on adding to that.

Will see how the gamma and charm layout change throughout the day and what the price action does. Good case for being bearish but always need to stay nimble with an administration that actively pays attention to the stock market, as well as SCOTUS potentially overturning the tariffs.

[Electra @Electrarythm]

If you can grow your boobs with placebo, you can do anything with placebo

[Richard Ruach @NoHylics69]

Many such cases

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✏️👩‍🎨🎨👨‍🎨🌹🖌️James Montgomery Flagg (1877–1960)

Pintor e ilustrador estadounidense 🇺🇸 , famoso mundialmente por el cartel del Tío Sam. Su obra La esgrimista (1947) la que ves aquí,muestra su estilo elegante y vivaz: retrata la figura femenina con soltura, pincelada suelta, luz cálida y gran naturalidad. Mezcla el realismo con el encanto de la ilustración, alejándose de la rigidez académica. Captura belleza, confianza y un toque de misterio, manteniendo siempre una técnica impecable y llena de vida.✏️👩‍🎨🎨👨‍🎨🌹🖌️

[Justin Drake @drakefjustin]

Today a crazy quantum story just got wilder.

On March 31, the Google Quantum AI team published a landmark result on Shor's algorithm for elliptic curve cryptography. Technically, the paper was a bombshell: a dramatic 10x improvement over the state-of-the-art. As a stunt and wakeup call to the blockchain space, those optimisations were illustrated on secp256k1, the elliptic curve underlying Bitcoin and Ethereum signatures.

But perhaps the most striking part of the paper was sociological, not technical. Instead of following standard academic process, the optimisations were kept secret, hidden behind a zero-knowledge (ZK) proof. Google's accompanying blog post mentions they "engaged with the U.S. government". The ZK proof demonstrates the existence of algorithmic improvements without leaking details. Academic censorship with ZK, a historic first!

As a co-author of the Google paper I witnessed some of the context surrounding this censorship. To be honest, multiple aspects of that context don't sit well with me. As much as I believe the general public ought to know more, I am limited in my ability to whistleblow. Though let me be clear about one thing: the Google team's professionalism has been absolutely exemplary, and they deserve nothing but praise.

Censorship has a way of backfiring. The Streisand effect, where an attempt to bury something only draws more attention to it, is exactly what's unfolding today. First, Google's key optimisation has been rediscovered by the French. And in a thrilling turn of events, a collaborative Shor-at-home challenge just launched. The initiative, available at ecdsa[.]fail, breached a new Shor world record in a matter of hours.

Let's start with the rediscovery. Just two months after Google's paper, French quantum expert André Schrottenloher cracks the main secret optimisation. His paper, titled "Optimized Point Addition Circuits for Elliptic Curve Discrete Logarithms", landed on the arXiv today. Big congrats to André, who beat several other nerdsnipped experts to it. In a blog post also published today, Craig Gidney, the world expert on Shor optimisations, revealed that he'd been sitting on this very optimisation for a whole year under censorship pressure.

Interestingly, André missed a handful of minor optimisations, both from Google's original publication and from improvements found since. It's plausible there's still plenty of juice left to squeeze out of Shor, and this is exactly what the ecdsa[.]fail challenge is about. The verifier program developed for the ZK proof does double duty, automatically filtering for valid submissions. Dozens of compounding small and micro improvements are rolling in. As of the time of writing there's an 8.4% improvement to Google's circuit, as measured by the product of logical qubit count and Toffoli gate count. Nice!

The nerdsnipping ran deeper than anyone expected. Over the last few weeks it became clear it extended well beyond André and other quantum experts. Behind the scenes, a small army of amateurs quietly got to work. Inspired by Karpathy-style autoresearch, they turned AI on Shor. Ironically, the verifier program for the ZK proof makes an ideal reward function for AIs. The barrier to entry for this modern style of research is refreshingly low, with several non-experts, even a teenager, finding nice optimisations. Get in touch if you'd like to join a Telegram group with fellow autoresearchers :)

Part 2: neutral atoms and qday

The story doesn't end with Google. On the same day Google went public, a stealthy startup called Oratomic published its own Shor paper in a coordinated release. It made a splash, ultimately becoming the most upvoted paper on scirate[.]com, a website ranking arXiv papers.

Oratomic's claim was wild. By building on Google's logical optimisations and applying custom physical optimisations for neutral atoms, they claimed just 10K physical qubits were sufficient to run Shor's algorithm on secp256k1. That number is mind-bogglingly low.

Knowing essentially nothing about neutral atoms when Oratomic's paper landed, I was intrigued and decided to learn more about the tech. I fell straight down the rabbit hole and spent a couple hundred hours on the topic. I got a little obsessed and watched every YouTube video I could find and spoke to a bunch of experts.

My conclusion? The tech is real, very real. Even Google recently decided to start a neutral atom lab, a notable pivot from their sole focus on superconducting qubits. If you care about qday, i.e. the day a quantum computer will break the first piece of cryptography in production, neutral atoms demand your attention. I shared some of my learnings on Shor and neutral atoms in a 30min talk at the ZKProof cryptography conference. You can find it on YouTube by searching "zkproof neutral atom".

Here's an interesting observation about this duo of breakthrough papers: neither Google nor Oratomic say a word about what their results mean for qday. No timelines. Zero. Nada. That is especially baffling given that the whole point of whitehat quantum cryptanalysis is to inform qday estimations and help the general public make good decisions.

So let me attempt to partially fill the silence, similarly to what Scott Aaronson did in his April 29 post. Given everything I know, including scary non-public information, I now put the odds of qday by 2032 at 50%. 10% by 2030.

Anecdotally, the US government has its own date: 2035. Originating at the NSA and later adopted by NIST, it's when branches of the US government will be disallowed from using quantum-vulnerable cryptography. In plain language: with hindsight, that date is a joke and should be discounted entirely. I don't see how NIST avoids being forced to pull it forward by years.

Part 3: post-quantum cryptography

There are good reasons to sound the alarm today, but please do not panic. Rushing carelessly towards immature post-quantum cryptography is a recipe for disaster. IMO a good target date for migration is 2029, roughly 3.5 years out. 2029 happens to be the date selected by Google, Cloudflare, and the Ethereum Foundation.

These days most of my time goes to safely migrating Ethereum towards post-quantum cryptography as part of the broader lean Ethereum effort. There's a lot to do. We need to rip out and replace BLS signatures at the consensus layer, KZG commitments at the data layer, and ECDSA signatures at the execution layer.

The plan to get there is compelling, and is based on hash-based cryptography. Within the Ethereum Foundation we've developed a Swiss army knife called leanVM (github[.]com/leanEthereum/leanVM) powered by the magic of hash-based SNARKs. Thanks to truly exceptional work by Emile, Thomas, and others, its performance is derisked. Regarding security, leanVM is a jewel, a minimal zkVM crafted for end-to-end formal verification and maximum security.

Want to help? There are two $1M initiatives. First, the Proximity Prize (proximityprize[.]org). Solve a long-standing mathematical conjecture in coding theory, improve hash-based SNARKs, and go home a millionaire. Second, the Poseidon Initiative (poseidon-initiative[.]info), offers $1M for breaking Poseidon, the SNARK-friendly hash function.

[Art or Other Things @ArtorOtherThing]

Ichiro Tsuruta

[Casteller @piedmonteasy]

@aaolomi If you tell a Lebanese that you are an atheist, they will want to know if you are a Christian atheist or a Muslim atheist.

[Ali A Olomi @aaolomi]

you dreamt of becoming Lebanese

[French OG @FrenchOG3]

Banter in women is lowkey signal for high dicks count.

[Worst Boyfriend Ever @TwinkBukowski]

Most dating advice I see on here is garbage but one line that will always stick with me is this: A woman will never touch you accidentally, ever

[Autumn Christian @teachrobotslove]

A man shouldn't be *too* into kinky sex. Like, yes, he should be turned on by the thought of me being his helpless leashed up little sex slave, but only because it's MY IDEA. If he just really likes the idea of tying someone up and being a "dom", he's gay.

[Jad ♃ @JadH]

@alpharivelino noticed a photo with a platonic female friend where she’s doing the claw on me. No romantic history with her, and I have not expressed any interest towards her. How do you interpret the claw in this context?

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[Jad ♃ @JadH]

@grovymango Draft bricked, revise post-nut

[Zy @ZyMazza]

Very famously Abraham discovered this (apocryphally) through first principles because, also famously, the sun does go away every night to be replaced by a different heavenly sphere, the moon, and so he realized there must be a higher power than both

[Natural Philosophy @Naturalphilosy]

“A tiger wearing a bell will starve.”

— Mongolian Proverb

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

>wanted blonde blue eyed women for “baby project” to father 50+ kids

>stole donated eggs for personal use

>recruited girls via yacht parties & match-makers, then ran surveillance/background checks on them

>plans to live to 120 and clone himself

god forbid a man have hobbies

[Jad ♃ @JadH]

Better idea: out-whore her

[오수 @Oh_my_god_77]

제가 정말 좋아하는 인외 마리아님입니다

[Jad ♃ @JadH]

Love Japanese twitter

[つっつん @BJJlove223]

多分全ての大陸の白人黒人アジアン全ての人種の女を抱いてきたけどアメリカの白人はほぼ100%ケツぶっ叩かれるのとドギーで髪鷲掴みにされるのとミッショナリーで首絞められるの好きだと断言出来る
むしろそうでは無い女を見つける方が難しい

[Art or Other Things @ArtorOtherThing]

Pomona, Roman goddess of fruits and gardens.