Jade Blais

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

i’m such a cutie pie it’s a bummer i’m insane

[trash jones @jzux]

workers in europe: i will be taking the summer off because i need a little suntan

workers in america: i will be using one of my 3 paid vacation days to undergo open heart surgery

[sandra 🤠 @sandra32gonza]

The dmv be like you forgot to bring the Declaration of Independence

[abi dickson @abidickson01]

Anxiety is actually the worst thing in the world

[m-dawg @madielaneee]

next time gas is $2 imma put it in ziploc baggies

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

my toxic trait is saying "nice talk" after i say something and it gets ignored

[Eve @evek181818]

it's really cute when pets sigh. like what ails u lil buddy

[sarah not sara @sarah_rivers4]

When Meredith Grey said “ I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke” I FELT DAT

[Julian Edelman @Edelman11]

Thanks for the memories, babe. @TomBrady

[Rob Gronkowski @RobGronkowski]

My mom says it’s fine to leave me open

[neish ♡ @444neish]

middle school me would think i’m so hot and that’s all that matters

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

this is the best day of my life

[Jade Blais @JadeBlais]

thank u @UPS for the great package placement 😀

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I have gotten the vaccine, the booster, the flu shot, and also actual covid. So legally I think nothing should be allowed to happen to me now

[Travis Denning @Travis_Denning]

BREAKING NEWS: The CDC has announced and confirmed that if you lean wit it, you are required to rock wit it.

[Anthony @Thatboiiantt_tt]

“I’ll do it if you do it” are the most dangerous friendships

[Jade Blais @JadeBlais]

@kylalynn15 @skycowboy27 me 2!