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[Jade 🌻 @JadeEmilyAlix]

@get_inflow Opening the car door whilst driving full speed on the motorway? 😬

[Millennial Money UK @MillMoneyUK]

Whenever people argue that £100k isn’t a lot of money, their argument is always that once you’ve spent a lot of money on nice things, there’s not much left. What they seemingly fail to grasp is that most of the country don’t have money to spend on nice things to start with

[Jade 🌻 @JadeEmilyAlix]

@TheOCDfight Even after diagnosis I'm still convinced sometimes that my thoughts (usually the bad ones) are actually predictions of what's to come 🙃 magical thinking OCD I hear it's called!

[Jade 🌻 @JadeEmilyAlix]

@notfunlol @ArtemusBlue Stone is the unit of weight measurement we use in the UK... it is a normal word here and people rarely use KG! 1 stone is 14 pounds. 😊

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

POV: Your girl asks you to take a pic of her on holiday 🌴📸

[not ‘rihanna’ 🇯🇲 @__rnt91]

Not the cost of living crisis, bad vibes government, unethical nursery fees or rising hate crimes? Working from the comfort of our overpriced housing is what will send us? OK sis

[canela @thewallofshina]

shein was found to have over 18x the allotted amount of lead in their clothing. lead exposure can lead to mood disorders, reduced sperm count/abnormal sperm activity, & even miscarriage/stillbirth in pregnant women

[Jade 🌻 @JadeEmilyAlix]

@HarleyShah I think it is because if anything happens whilst they are off duty they are expected to respond. Not sure if that is the exact reason though!

[Scouse 🇵🇸 @ScouseSocialis2]

What the actual fuck??

[Mabintou @mabintou]

Messaging me on WhatsApp is like putting a message in a bottle and hoping it reaches the right shore.

[̣⭒☭ 𝒜lice 🍉 ⊹ @mxnstrxlogy]

the adult you think you are at 18-24 is not the same adult you will be at 25-30

[Jade 🌻 @JadeEmilyAlix]

If you see an obviously pregnant woman on the train with her mask on, maybe don't sit opposite her without a mask and continuosly cough without covering your mouth? So many London commuters lacking common decency 😤

[Jade 🌻 @JadeEmilyAlix]

Nothing quite matches the discomfort of walking around with your tights falling down but being unable to sort them out as you're in public

[Jade 🌻 @JadeEmilyAlix]

@adalia97 OK I am definitely going to tell myself this now 😂 the first 9 days were just a trial

[Jade 🌻 @JadeEmilyAlix]

Told myself that I will not order any takeaways in January, but here I am, ordering a takeaway breakfast for the second time this weekend

[Jade 🌻 @JadeEmilyAlix]

@lauzepp Weirdly I've just seen that A blood types are more likely to catch covid, but being Rhesus negative makes you less likely, which is what may be helping me! O- is literally the best blood group to have from what I'm reading! Thank you, and to you too! ☺

[Jade 🌻 @JadeEmilyAlix]

@Metanoiacal @discobitch_ Aha I feel like I will definitely be regretting my tweet soon when it hits me!

[Jade 🌻 @JadeEmilyAlix]

@DaiOneCurls I am expecting this to happen to me soon, I can feel it lol! Hope you aren't feeling too unwell and are all better soon ☺

[Jade 🌻 @JadeEmilyAlix]

@BoobyJargon @nydiasimone @_dreamville7 @discobitch_ I know!☺ I did many LFTs And the first time I actually had a PCR. I know I've not had it so far, but please know I am not stupid and I am fully aware I can catch it anytime, I am always careful. My super human comment was a joke