jade sundby

• wife • mama • master esthetician • lash artist • small business owner • tea enthusiast • Jesus lover •

[jade sundby @JadeMeid]

Just know if you've ever done me wrong my mom knows and she doesn't like you.

[jade sundby @JadeMeid]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 8 Jan 2013 (via @twi_age).

[jade sundby @JadeMeid]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 8 Jan 2013 (via @twi_age).

[jade sundby @JadeMeid]

I *and I can’t stress this enough* hate creating a cute messy bun, just to waste it on n o t h i n g.

[jade sundby @JadeMeid]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 8 Jan 2013 (via @twi_age).

[Kwani @KwaniALunis]

When people ask me what I miss most about life before quarantine:

[Rü York Yankees @RUD0LPH0]

@reychelbuda @AshHess @KimKardashian @kanyewest https://t.co/LbudaQ2BK1

[jade sundby @JadeMeid]

😭❤️

[Pampers @Pampers]

9 out of 10 moms worry they’re not doing a good enough job. If that sounds familiar, this is for you. Together, let’s #ShareTheLove with every mom 💛

[julia @juliashiplett]

My midwestern ass loves screaming thank you when leaving literally any establishment

[Scott Oof @_declander_]

Timothee Chalamet looks like a pointy italian shoe that was turned into a real boy by a witch's curse

[jade sundby @JadeMeid]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 8 Jan 2013 (via @twi_age).

[TRIPTONIC 🍄 @TriptonicSounds]

- 2031: The Church of Baby Yoda is the fastest growing religion in the world.
- 2031: Disney acquires a private military, starts corporate espionage on a large scale.

[jade sundby @JadeMeid]

Yes. I am still pregnant. Thank you for noticing.

[✩ bby @bbysa1nt]

@bbylavv @princessosibodu Thought I should share this one💀

[Niamh ⚘ @Only4Furuba]

Accents didn't exist until Niall Horan invented them

[jade sundby @JadeMeid]

@katieebug26 @quenblackwell Ew

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

GOING TO THERAPY:
-expensive
-time consuming
-private

OVERSHARING REALLY WEIRD PERSONAL STORIES WITH MY COWORKERS AS THEY ENTER MY BRAIN:
-Free
-power move
-makes them extremely uncomfortable but we are closer after due to trauma bonding

[jade sundby @JadeMeid]

Reminder:
“You may be the juiciest peach on the tree, but not everyone likes peaches.”

[jade sundby @JadeMeid]

If you’re wondering... go team Franken Berry! 🧟‍♀️

[jade sundby @JadeMeid]

Okay but what really matters this fall season is whether you’re team Count Chocula, Franken Berry, or Boo Berry.

[dean michael unglert @deanie_babies]

friendly reminder that you are the only person that cares about your fantasy football team. literally no one else cares about your fantasy football team.