Jade Sumpter

anyone who does not believe in miracles is not a realist - audrey hepburn

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Is now a good time?"

Very rarely

[Jade Sumpter @JadeSumpter]

Just found out my grandparents get an ice cream off the van every single day. Like the guy beeped for them and knows their names 😂

[Jade Sumpter @JadeSumpter]

Mum: "I'll let you sort out dinner"
Me: "Didn't realise this was a DIY situation hun, I'd have moved out by now if it was"
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@emilylsumpter You are more than welcome to come have a nibsy. I think some of it still has labels on tbf 🙈

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@aimeehooson My thoughts exactly 😁

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Just cleared out my wardrobe and have filled 3 bin bags. I feel like a new woman, now what to do with all these spare coat hangers? 🙄

[Jade Sumpter @JadeSumpter]

@emilylsumpter The honeymoon period is over then hahaha

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@emilylsumpter This about Lola rather than Patrick? 😂

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Why is it that when you want to spend money you haven't got on clothes you don't need there's nothing in the shops?! #failedshoppingtrip

[Jade Sumpter @JadeSumpter]

Retail therapy is essential right now #showmetheclothes

[Jade Sumpter @JadeSumpter]

Mother of the Day goes to our Elaine for buying me lunch and then bringing it to work for me #shesakeeper #topmum

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@emilylsumpter 😂😂😂

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@emilylsumpter What?! Who's getting a puppy???

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Absolutely gutted 💔 #RIPChester

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@emilylsumpter He'll be like...

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@emilylsumpter How annoying 😤😤😤

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@emilylsumpter Omg! Did they steal anything?!

[Jade Sumpter @JadeSumpter]

Jonny is just vile. There is nothing about him that I like. #LoveIsland

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"I wouldn't say I'm massively looking forward to it" - Translation: Since my invite I've thought of nothing but possible excuses not to go

[Jade Sumpter @JadeSumpter]

It would appear that I've developed hayfever in the last two days. Never had it before, never want it again.