J Koll

[C ✧˖° ♡ @CynBabyErivo]

Cynthia Erivo’s full Gethsemane - Jesus Christ Superstar Night 3

[J Koll @JadenKoller]

“Runner’s lane violation” mmm ok @LSUbaseball

[Zach Mizrahi @Zach_Mizrahi]

Uncommitted looking for 4 year opportunities
2 years elg plus unused redshirt
Today:
Fb avg 89.4 T 91.7
Ch: 82, -16 hor -7 vert
SL: 80, 2960 spin
Dm for more video/trackman
@ArowThrows @TreadHQ @VBL_Cannons @BryanHenry22 @TreadAthletics @BUncommitted @Now_d1 @JucoUncommitted

[Chloe Stein @chloelizstein]

#HAGS to everyone in RTV2100 -- but not to those of you who only showed up for the exams:/

[J Koll @JadenKoller]

Update: I did, in fact, eat too many gummies and was in excruciating pain for four days. Haha 😎

[J Koll @JadenKoller]

Question: is it harmful to have too many “good” bacteria in your gut? Because these Olly Bramble Berry Probiotic gummies tasting mighty fine rn

[J Koll @JadenKoller]

Last Lab day with @BadNewsBenV, so sad. Here’s a hilarious picture of @aselepak to make everyone feel better.

[J Koll @JadenKoller]

@connorm1529 If I could dislike tweets, this would be the one.

[J Koll @JadenKoller]

Rick was awarded the number one spot. She goes absolutely feral for cheese. Her favorite is Mexican blend. Unfortunately, Rick will also meow two inches from your face in the morning if she has decided you've slept long enough, which is the worst. Still cute though.

[J Koll @JadenKoller]

In the best apartment known to mankind (1237), there are three incredible pets: Miso the cat (female), Albo the tarantula (unknown), and Rick the cat (female, despite the off-putting name). I will be ranking each pet from #1-#3.

[J Koll @JadenKoller]

Earning second place in this ranking is Miso the cat. Not only does Miso know how to sit, but she can also spin and speak on command. Miso understands the hustle.
On the other hand, she has the most god-awful smelling poops that permeate 1237 in its entirety. Gnarly.

[J Koll @JadenKoller]

Cancers and Pisces are irrelevant so prob some form of apple. Thanks for tuning in!

[J Koll @JadenKoller]

Here's a thread about what fruit you would be based on your Zodiac sign but the gag is I don't know the first thing about horoscopes.

[J Koll @JadenKoller]

Aries are absolutely limes and that is final.