Jae

IG: Jaelizardo

[Jae @JaeLizard]

Thank you God

[egó bèké @luchymoe]

Whatever love I gave you is yours to keep

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

Me & my ex used to argue bout da dumbest shit. She got mad at me cuz I ate some week old spaghetti in da refrigerator. And I was like yo pussy 28 years old and you don’t get mad when I eat dat.

[the_ceo @the_ceo99]

Men actually take pride in providing for the woman they love. They just don’t want to feel used or unappreciated.

[david @semisauced]

Stopped sharing my location with a girl I haven't talked to in 3 years and she texted me 6 min later asking why I did that

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

when you are stressed about money and your main financial burden comes to comfort you:

[Čhazeᛪ༙ @Gottalovechaze]

dis emoji is for when a bad bіtch tells ya to do sumthin

[??? @jjnextdoorr_]

on my 20th janice stfu listen

[Princess Chrissy 🤍 @Sunset_Roses_]

Drake said “Baby I did not break up a happy home you pulled up on me” 😭😭damn

[nocturnal @nocturnmachine]

never tell me the odds.

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

Me at work with no idea what to prioritize because everything is urgent:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me on my day off not knowing whether I should sleep or make the most of life:

[Caséy🃏 @kariz_casey]

I'll rub my dick on an ant pile before I ask a bitch why him and not me.

[autist @litteralyme0]

mfs be like “I'm so tired” and then refuse to sleep because they haven't had enough ‘me’ time after surviving the day

[Jae @JaeLizard]

@xenobangs Skill based matchmaking ur chopped king

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

POWERFUL: #Buccaneers legend Lavonte David was crying at his press conference today talking about becoming a GIRL DAD.

“I thought I needed a son to become a man… but having a daughter made me one”

“Having a girl showed me what really matters in life”

🥹https://t.co/8YHs1xCpam

[AtnsMDX @AtnsXBT]

be a man:

- get deadly sick
- refuse to go to the doctor
- say “i will be fine”
- let your body 1v1 the virus
- if you lose it was natural selection

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: Constant complaining can train your brain to notice more negativity