Jae the Ding Dong

Angry Buddhist. Humanity gives me both hope and diarrhea. At the same time. Just a girl with a brain who hates how most of the world doesn't use theirs. Meh.

[Jae the Ding Dong @JaetheAmazing]

My version: My narcissist mama don't like you, she don't like anyone, but pretends to like you all to your faces. https://t.co/udeXQOdgck

[LTB @_Tempo11]

🎙My doggie don't like you and he likes everyone

Screw what your mama thinks Bieber

[Jae the Ding Dong @JaetheAmazing]

@courtvotesblue I am 100% pro-abortion as I am any medical procedure. Why do people say this? There is nothing wrong with being pro-abortion.

[Katie D @KatieDeal99]

Good news: I finally figured out what I want for dinner

Bad news: it’s midnight now

[sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy]

Do I act like a mature adult? No. But do I try to grow every day and become a more mature person? Also no.

[chad @badboychadhoy]

how you gonna be 5’8 dropping weights in the gym. the ground is right there just put them down

[Jae the Ding Dong @JaetheAmazing]

Last night saw Kashmir and gave my cushion to a person who was sitting on the cement, little did I know it was @doubleTrocks LOL My kids said "Did you know you just gave your cushion to Double T??" haha I had no idea! Great show, btw! Can't wait for next week!

[Jae the Ding Dong @JaetheAmazing]

@STARZ Why can't I contact you? You charged me $43.99 and I have no idea why and I have no idea what any login information would be! Contact me ASAP!

[Jae the Ding Dong @JaetheAmazing]

@ToshibaUSA I bought a microwave from you on Amazon and would like to know if you'd replace it, since I cannot return it. It's been breaking since the day I bought it and now it's finally dead.

[Jae the Ding Dong @JaetheAmazing]

Them: How are you? How is life?

Me: Well, not to brag, but I am wearing leggings with pockets right now.

Them: Dayum, girl! What's your secret??

[Jae the Ding Dong @JaetheAmazing]

@RadCentrism I think this applies to humanity as a whole. I mean, look. Just...look at it all.

[Jae the Ding Dong @JaetheAmazing]

@itmegreggy HAHAHAHA!

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

What’s your favorite dish? Mine is bowls.

[Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal]

if you ask my daughter about her school day, she only talks about her meals and snacks. i'm really so proud.

[Jae the Ding Dong @JaetheAmazing]

Haha! Though we found out the truth about this mystery. McD's sticking to the man who owns a franchise! Yay!

[🫧 snacky 🫧 @candyflippin]

angel: anything else?

god: yeah, make mcdonald's ice cream machines break, like, constantly

angel: wtf

[Jae the Ding Dong @JaetheAmazing]

My dream house!

[Brother Ben @SentenceReduced]

My shorts have like 9 pockets so yeah, I’m doing pretty well.

[Jae the Ding Dong @JaetheAmazing]

Oh by the way I loved Dave's new stand up. It was perfect in all the right ways <3

[Jae the Ding Dong @JaetheAmazing]

@ToryBelleci Jump out of the car. I don't care if you're driving, EVAC NOW! Also depending on severity of said fart.

[Jae the Ding Dong @JaetheAmazing]

I'm still blocked by our former dipshit...I mean president on Twitter (before he became POTUS!). Aww. I feel special.

[Jae the Ding Dong @JaetheAmazing]

@MEGBusfield St. Louis is pretty. We drove through it twice.

[Jae the Ding Dong @JaetheAmazing]

@deancain Oh, I was going to follow you because of what you said about DC comics. But then I saw this post. And I said oh. Um. Yeah. No. Atheist out.