Sword&Broad

Our current reality should have been the setting for an obscure Petrol-punk TTWG in the world where we figured it all out

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@lesbian_yearner

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@PEVGAZAR @pink_lizard_ Cut a hordester a break!
He's just outta his comfort zone is all, the scars and the tau have had a longstanding rivalry since Damocles

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@pink_lizard_ His horsehair is so pretty!

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Taking my pic and name off this account as it's probably for the best safety wise :((

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@nise_yoshimi Okay but it would have been funny if Naoto Kan just got ethered by goji. Like Noone else just him

[demi @naomiiverse]

there are moments in this clip you catch a glimpse of what Dangerfield would be like as a bpd tranny poster and its maybe the hottest thing ever. thank christ shes dead or the rest of us would be fucking smoked.

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@POPO51332877 It never really gets shown even in official art but space marine ribs are fused shut! There's no gap for a blade to slip through or whatever.
It's probably tricky to illustrate because it's so different from normal anatomy, hence why it's rare to see

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@lesbian_yearner Most of these just straight up suck imo, but I wouldn't mind jenga and scrabble, maybe the chess set too depending on how nice the pieces are

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@SJ_Brommo Should have been a blood angel smh

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@UnknownSquids @CloudShade8 @POPO51332877 @Auri01927202 There's a book about it, I'd reccomend :))

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@UnknownSquids @CloudShade8 @POPO51332877 @Auri01927202 The last of the emperor sythes before they were wiped out figured out that they were infested and made a cool work around, they put psi-dampers on their brains so the hive mind couldn't control them. The gene taint still prevented from raising a hand against their patriach tho

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@CloudShade8 @POPO51332877 @Auri01927202 He can't! He doesn't reproduce.
Doesn't mean he isn't infected tho and could be useful to the hive mind in other ways

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@UnknownSquids @CloudShade8 @POPO51332877 @Auri01927202 They definitely can, the emperor's sythes got infiltrated through their serfs and their homeword of sotha was consumed
Space Marines just aren't very effective hosts to the gene taint as they dont reproduce, so they're usually only infected in order to make them easier to destroy

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@Citadel_Base Speaking of marvel, the new guy could be one of these young scouts from calgars comic

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@lesbian_yearner Not actually that crazy, he worked for the evil rape mercenary company and said he enjoyed it

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@lesbian_yearner She's a repper

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@Aedo_Ardinwe Where da frogs?

[November @postoctobrist]

VITALLY IMPORTANT DISCOVERY AT THIS BAR

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@ArchonSam Eldar have advanced biotechnology and gene therapy, it would be simple for any aspiring aspect warrior to both socially and biologically transition genders
Eldar that have walked multiple paths or aspect probably have transitioned multiple times
Eldar are beyond crude human norms

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@lesbian_yearner (See my Handle)

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@lesbian_yearner Omg dat me