Joel Alan Gaffney

[Joel Alan Gaffney @JagAttorney]

@va_dickens Congress

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Every morning my 2 year old sits up in her bed and yells “HELP, I WOKE UP” and I think we can all relate

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Let me say it again. You can’t be a political party that talks about demanding the wealthy pay their fair share of taxes, and then end up with a bill that gives large tax breaks to millionaires. You can’t do that. The hypocrisy is too strong. It’s bad policy, it’s bad politics.

[Joel Alan Gaffney @JagAttorney]

Very excited to learn that my law school classmate is running for the New York State senate. Alana was a year behind me in law school and is one of the most impressive people I met while I was there. I wish her great success!

[Alana Sivin 史蘭娜 @_AlanaSivin]

Hi!😀 I’m excited to share that I’m running for State Senate in District 26 to fight for economic justice, redefine public safety, and guarantee dignified housing in lower Manhattan & the Brooklyn waterfront.

[Runner Lady 💪🏼🏃🏻‍♀️🌵🌮🦂 @runnermamabear]

@KOB4 Police do not stop crime.

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

So many women I know have their boundaries violated or do not find casual sex enjoyable because men suck. You can absolutely have casual sex and be a good person but manipulating young girls into thinking it’s empowering seems sus to me.

[@[email protected] 🎃💀👻🐈‍⬛🦇 @lmorchard]

* grapes don't drink wine
* diamonds can't wear themselves
* olives can't taste oil
* seeds die if they don't reach the light

funny how just about all these bullets describe a self-destructive transformation into something that profits someone else

[Joel Alan Gaffney @JagAttorney]

@legallyypink I understand completely. We’re insufferable.

[Joel Alan Gaffney @JagAttorney]

@legallyypink Mine was an ironic and self-deprecating commentary on the toxicity of our profession.

[Joel Alan Gaffney @JagAttorney]

@legallyypink Explaining to the disciplinary board or the Supreme Court that it ought to is even more difficult.

[Joel Alan Gaffney @JagAttorney]

@legallyypink Omg yes

[emotional support creampie @FeelingFisky]

sorry for the late response, I’ve lost my grasp on the flow of time and the days have all blended into a singular, continuous numbing blur

[Austin Fisher @austieJFish]

Santa Fe PD failed to provide a proper witness list to this defendant, so today the judge ruled that the state is not allowed to present as witnesses any of the 28 officers present on the day the obelisk came down.

"Rules are rules and deadlines are deadlines," the defense said.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

We need to get help & money out now. It’s already bad UI isn’t retro in this package - ppl are counting on that.

Gov should be as generous as possible in disaster recovery, which is what COVID is - a nat’l disaster. As a nation, we should bear this together, not leave ppl behind

[Joel Alan Gaffney @JagAttorney]

@realDonaldTrump Sign the damn bill

[Joel Alan Gaffney @JagAttorney]

@RepDebHaaland @SpeakerPelosi Really disappointing that you’re supporting stagnation in the upper leadership after that disastrous outcome for Congress this year.

[Joel Alan Gaffney @JagAttorney]

@mdDoogie3 Not close enough.

[Yennifer 🇭🇳 @queenyennifer_]

Today I was left speechless by an 8 year old, who politely told me that it was inappropriate to play hangman with them because of the lynchings of black men and the current state of the world and you know what? He was totally correct. I’m bringing him a prize tomorrow

[blue @10yroldad]

girls in highschool are minors...