It’s Pride Month and I’m here to celebrate.
My name is Amiri King, I’m demi-pan-bisexual with neurodivergent transability. I’m not exactly sure what any of that means, but it makes me sound different and unique, so I tell this to everyone I meet and list it in my social media bios.
My pronouns are ve/ver/vem and I expect you to obey my self righteous narcissistic entitlement by addressing me as so. This is also listed in all of my bios because it adds to my uniqueness.
If you refuse to use my preferred pronouns I think you should be arrested and charged with a felony hate crime.
I’m giving birth to my first ‘gayby’ in two weeks. I say gayby because I’ve decided this baby is already gay. I enjoy forcing my ideology on anyone impressionable enough to latch on to it.
Children are such easy targets.
I would upload a pic of me in a bikini but, unfortunately, cross dressing makes me erect (because this is a fetish not a lifestyle) and I’m also (somehow) menstruating which makes it even more difficult.
I believe trans rights are human rights even though I can’t tell you what fucking rights I don’t have.
I deserve an entire month and veterans only one day because it takes more bravery and courage to engage in sexual kinks than it does to pull a trigger in a combat situation thousands of miles away from home.
If you disagree with me, you are a Nazi.
If I don’t like you, you are a fascist.
You are a racist by default.
Unless you are black. Then there’s no way you can be racist.
Don’t forget to vote blue no matter who because I have no idea how the economy works and don’t mind paying $8 for 12 eggs on my EBT card.
I mean, free money right!? They can always print more.
I’m a ‘voice of reason’ to the left! Can you believe it?
Happy pride!! Retweet!