Zovaal The Jailer

Absolute Boss of the Shadowlands. Baldest Eternal One. Forger of New Realities.

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@MAGAMAHACindy Paying 5x more is paying 5x more. If they had to make tough choices, then current home buyers have to make 5x tough choices.

My fucking christ you're an idiot.

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@CynicalPublius Imagine thinking that would be an acceptable reason for shit behavior.

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@MTGSecretLair I love how much you get roasted every post.

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@mitchellvii Trump has solved literally zero things, including the bullshit you just mentioned.

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@ImKingGinger Holy shit youre fucking stupid.

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@DeIudedShaniqwa Watch the move - you'll look less dumb as fuck.

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@xPray4Deathx @joycew08 @lady_valor_07 She "also pays tax". LMAO. Everyone pays fucking tax. Have you ever had a job?

If she even keeps 1/2 of that, getting $20/hr, per table, plus shitty wages is better than most degreed professions. Likely making 50+/hr, AFTER tipping out. And crying about it? Entitled shits.

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@luxemiaa Was it really hard to sit in the passenger seat?

God, what a whiny, judgmental cunt.

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@Ryan_on_cEDH CEDH should not affect bans for commander as a whole.

If CEDH players want balancing for their niche, they're going to have to do their own thing.

Don't get me wrong, I don't think the card is a problem that needs addressing, but it can't and shouldn't be addressed as a whole.

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@PolitiBunny Randomly lying on twitter.

Uhh, yeah, I uhh, did each of those things and it took me 27 years and 4 million dollars.

See my bullshit is also true.

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@wildstwawberry So, you could not cheat the system... or... hear me out. You could play the games? Like, you're crying about never actually playing any magic - play the fucking games? Play it out.

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@Notwokenow @EschatologyFB We don't have a christian nation, you shitmouthed cunt.

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@Notwokenow Christianity is shamefull.

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@SadRobotAlters There are a ton of cards that would make for less fun gameplay experiences if their affect was on the table 7 times.

But I -really- cannot imagine crying about rhystic in CEDH.

And I -REALLY- cannot imagine thinking that selling a card stops it from being in a CEDH deck.

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@GigaBasedDad Why do Christians have to lie? Oh its cause their entire existence is based on conning and abusing people.

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@AgainstAtheismX If you need sky daddy to tell you its bad, youre a piece of shit.

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@darwintojesus So you believe every other culture's gods as well? You also believe in aliens on earth? Bigfoot?

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@dopedreamerzz @darwintojesus Your parents fucked. That's how you exist. Glad to solve that for you.

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@ObviousRises The right is literally, regularly, publicly advocating for killing, enslaving and otherwise harming minorities. Constantly.

Also Kirk was fucking evil. A true monster. One of the worst humans to ever exist.