Jaime Stanzak

why am I still tweeting?

[Jaime Stanzak @JaimeStanzak]

so messed up that our kids will never get to go into a Blockbuster Video

[Jaime Stanzak @JaimeStanzak]

@hotpockets blue

[Jaime Stanzak @JaimeStanzak]

@morganread1 i’d be lying if I said I didn’t just screenshot this and i’m holding onto it

[Jaime Stanzak @JaimeStanzak]

Absolute legend in Dickey V

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

We’re not crying, you’re crying

[Jaime Stanzak @JaimeStanzak]

@roddy3113 this is depressing

[Jaime Stanzak @JaimeStanzak]

@CG_cashes ..bu-but it was Stantonian…

[Jaime Stanzak @JaimeStanzak]

@Not_Nash_Baker daaaaaaamn

[Jaime Stanzak @JaimeStanzak]

they literally don’t make the crappy fabric that the jerseys I had 7 years ago we’re made of. we’ve come a long way

[Walsh Jesuit Football @WalshJesuitFB]

Go Time!

Homecoming game tonight at 7 pm.

🚂...

#WIN #TheWarriorWay

[Jaime Stanzak @JaimeStanzak]

browns by 400

[Myles Garrett @Flash_Garrett]

Not here to take part, here to take over⚡️

[Jaime Stanzak @JaimeStanzak]

ira newble.

i’m having fun doing this by myself

[Jaime Stanzak @JaimeStanzak]

charlie frye

[E.M. Hudson @EMHudsonlives]

Dudes can literally just sit around and name old sports players and just have the best time.

[Jaime Stanzak @JaimeStanzak]

check that - saying “Dennis Northcutt” is the ultimate “old cleveland sports player” guy to name in this scenario

[Jaime Stanzak @JaimeStanzak]

@sillymillyrock you see the Lambo behind me? Well what’s more important is my bookshelf next to it

[Jaime Stanzak @JaimeStanzak]

The CDC now says that fully vaccinated people can pride themselves on being a man of faith, and there’s a deep drive to left field by Castellanos...

[Jaime Stanzak @JaimeStanzak]

we made art

[NA$HTY @Not_Nash_Baker]

I've seen this commercial so many times the meme had to be made.

[Jaime Stanzak @JaimeStanzak]

Long Boi, meet Mike Glennon. Mike Glennon, meet Long Boi. I’ll give you two some time to get acquainted.

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

"The tallest mallard duck to have ever lived (since records began) known as 'Long Boi.' He lives on the campus of the University of York, England. He stands just over 1m tall (3.5ft)."

[Jaime Stanzak @JaimeStanzak]

this is christmas morning 2005 and you unwrap a PS2 and a new Yu-Gi-Oh! set

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

#Browns WR Rashard Higgins is expected to sign back with Cleveland on a 1-year deal, source said. The player they call Hollywood returns after 37 catches and 599 yards in 2020.

[Jaime Stanzak @JaimeStanzak]

@B_maine61 well that’s too damn bad !

[Jake Ciely @allinkid]

Even Bane didn’t cause this much destruction in Heinz Field

[Jaime Stanzak @JaimeStanzak]

@randystack I love whining

[Jaime Stanzak @JaimeStanzak]

for $2 extra? bruh if I want cauli-rice & guac i’m gonna have to take out a second mortgage on my house

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

We have cilantro-lime cauliflower rice now.