Chris Wittich

Teacher and all-around nerd.

[Chris Wittich @JakKarde]

@SystemMastery My local small book store thought your book looked so cool when I ordered one, they had to order an extra for themselves.

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@SystemMastery Thanks for the ending to the last Afterthought. I laughed for several minutes while driving to work.

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Team Baker City Tri completed the IM 70.3 https://t.co/I64eTtLYbJ! Time 06:03:23 (UNOFFICIAL) https://t.co/NC4PgArNfo #IM703STG

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Team Baker City Tri crossed Bike. Time 03:09:24, https://t.co/NC4PgArNfo #IM703STG

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Team Baker City Tri crossed Swim. Time 00:33:37, https://t.co/NC4PgArNfo #IM703STG

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Team Baker City Tri started the IM 70.3 https://t.co/I64eTtLYbJ! https://t.co/NC4PgArNfo #IM703STG

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@campaignpod

[Weird Animals @Weird_AnimaIs]

The fabulous looking jacobin pigeon.

(Photo: Robert Clark)

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Just voted! That feels good.

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@PartyOfOnePod A good percentage of my students... not helpful.

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@MonkipiQuinn When we got the door open, we found a 1950's era bomb shelter. About 8 feet by 12 feet with a toilet, lighting, an air pump and a fire place.

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@MonkipiQuinn One day, I was replacing the lightbulbs in the basement at a new house I rented and got to the back wall and found a half sized door, locked from the other side. There were wires going into the wall and echoes when I knocked on the door.

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@MonkipiQuinn I did the only smart thing, I went upstairs. I asked the rental manager about the door, they had no clue. Eventually we had some friends over who wanted to find out what was behind the door. After a round of rock, paper scissors, the loser reached through the grate I unscrewed.

[Robert P. @PeoplesCourt79]

If you are still wearing a mask when you go out, please retweet this status. I would just like to see how much common sense is still out there.

[Chris Wittich @JakKarde]

@DmNastics Revenant Armor was crafted by the great Drow smith, Azrituen after the destruction of his city by a Mindflayer army. It heightens physical prowess to super human levels and the wearer has me need of food or sleep. However, it never comes off and must be fed blood to power it.

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@DmNastics The Glimmerblade was roughly crafted in antiquity and has no known properties other than its edge never dulling. It is, infact, a fragment of a prison door locking away an entire universe from the multiverse. Should all of the fragments combined, the door could be again opened.

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#DnDFitness Starting off the weekend right

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@DmNastics Members of the Order of Golden Light travel through the lands destroying evil, for a price. This service has made the Order wealthy, which allowed them to diversify into banking. Each paladin acts as a bank, their ledger magically connected to the master accounts at headquarters.

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#DnDFitness

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#DnDFitness Back in the saddle...

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@DmNastics Those who sin against the church of Sol are sent to Shadow, the city of Penance. Here worshipers of Sol work off their sins in the rich mines that they may once again be graced by the touch of the sun. Some whisper the church's harsh laws may be driven by profit rather than zeal.