Jake.

Booker Prize winning reader. Famously difficult.

[Jake. @JakeAlex92]

I bet she runs her cul-de-sac’s Neighbourhood Watch committee like it’s a Soviet satellite state #TheTraitors

[Jake. @JakeAlex92]

Why did I just get a push notification from the Daily Star on the 'tragic death of Heartbeat legend Bill Maynard' (which occurred in 2018) ?

[Liberalism made me impotent @stolperson]

I really think we need to build a protective barrier around pretentiousness because the alternative is Marvel and Dungeon Crawler Carl.

Girl in the brown jacket is killing it though, acting so well it doesn't even seem mean spirited.

[Ray Padgett @rayfp]

Happy anniversary to The Times They Are a-Changin', the truly cursed Bob Dylan Broadway musical that opened on this date in 2006 (and closed a couple weeks later). For "Like a Rolling Stone," they had the whole cast—wait for it—roll around on stones.

[Cameron Bradbury 카메론 @CamJBradbury]

I see Liz Truss has another “book” out today…

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

this is so bleak

[J @xxjxmxechxpmxn]

Did we all survive the night?x

[Jake. @JakeAlex92]

@G83Habby Yes I normally enjoy a good storm but this is ferocious!

[Jake. @JakeAlex92]

I’m in the Lake District, there is a terrific storm and now there’s a power cut.

I’m either about to get eaten by a werewolf or offed and have Brenda Blethyn investigate my murder.

[Aviva Klompas @AvivaKlompas]

Now hold on. The media keeps telling us Israel is an apartheid state.

And now you’re telling me Arab Israelis have their own political parties? They vote? They serve in parliament??

Israel is really shitty at apartheid.

[Jake. @JakeAlex92]

@AdolphusSpriggs @ScarredForLife2 There’s a Morrisons a stone’s throw away; you can get cheap groceries already within spitting distance.

[Jake. @JakeAlex92]

@Wozzo22 @GluppShittoo @llwtydeer I am indeed!

[Jake. @JakeAlex92]

@GluppShittoo @llwtydeer I still wouldn’t want it built on.

[Shamboooooolic Woooooootral🎃👻💀🦇🕸️🧟⚰️🧙 @BradfemlyWalsh]

Still one of the most joyful songs of all time!

[Jake. @JakeAlex92]

@bosdovja92 I’d love to see the shortlisted housemates that she was selected ahead of.

She’s not quite as pointless as Laura from the final C4 series who quit after about 72 hours but it’s a near run thing.

[Jake. @JakeAlex92]

“Is there really nowhere licensed in this joint” he says, facing a thirty minute delay at Oxenholme Lake District

[Ian Visible 👀 @Ian_Visible]

'He has since promised to give up the habit'

[Jake. @JakeAlex92]

There are some insolent little pigs on this service and they’re all either wearing gilets or BOTTLE BLONDE

[Jake. @JakeAlex92]

@WeaverRacing Given in stuck in a train corridor being propelled ever more north, no!

[Jake. @JakeAlex92]

I find myself at Crewe, the gateway to all 1970s Hammer Horror movies and Victorian railway-based crime novels