Jake Apple

Evangelical / Reformed / Catholic / WASP

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

Here's a piece of advice: avoid marrying a masturbation addict in the first place.

[Masculine Man @masculinmanx]

Avoid divorcing a masturbation addict.
Avoid divorcing a masturbation addict.
Avoid divorcing a masturbation addict.
Avoid divorcing a masturbation addict.
Avoid divorcing a masturbation addict.
Avoid divorcing a masturbation addict.

THE FIRST REASON IS:

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

@trad_presby Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a retard

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

@sbbecca_00 John Cena is a real patriot

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

Good morning! Have you prayed the Daily Office yet?

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

@J_K_Wood @johncwright2001 Yeah, and every time it happens Edmund Burke is vindicated once again

[𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩 𝚟𝚜 𝔅𝔞𝔟𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔫 @DanielvsBabylon]

Addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion, you're just serving a false god.

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

@sbbecca_00 You wish death upon me more than the Xbox 360 game chats of old

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

@sbbecca_00 @bongybingy89601 IT'S NOT?!?!

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

@sbbecca_00 @bongybingy89601 In my unbiased opinion I do think my mustache is better than the guy in the center

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

@JoeJohnsona3gz @dandrgcreation @Degenr8Rambler @evanjmez @jamesfishback You didn't expose anything. I just mentioned basic history and you got mad.

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

@JoeJohnsona3gz @dandrgcreation @Degenr8Rambler @evanjmez @jamesfishback I believe you might be projecting.

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

@JoeJohnsona3gz @dandrgcreation @Degenr8Rambler @evanjmez @jamesfishback Your ancestors are a single tribe, not native Americans broadly. So it is a pretty uncontested fact that your ancestors very well went to war with other tribes. Like a 99.9% certainty

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

You had no country. You were a bunch of disconnected tribes that were constantly at war with each other. You had no unified language, you had new unified culture, you had no state, you had no common values, and you often betrayed each other for the favor of the European colonists. We are not the same

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

@dandrgcreation @Degenr8Rambler @evanjmez @jamesfishback Because my take is simply that to be a citizen, you ought to speak English. My take has nothing to do with what I'm going to do personally about it. That is not my job as a citizen.

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@JoeJohnsona3gz @dandrgcreation @Degenr8Rambler @evanjmez @jamesfishback Come back to me when all of those languages collectively add up to 1% of the population

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

@dandrgcreation @Degenr8Rambler @evanjmez @jamesfishback Everyone one of your questions are not worth responding to, as they have nothing to do with what I've been saying

[Jake Apple @JakeApologia]

@trad_presby It's a bad idea