Jake

Business Owner. Crypto/Stocks. Gym. Gaming.

[Jake @JakeBeastly]

@BarstoolGruden breakfast ball is only on the first stroke if nobody hit balls at the range. We warm up at the bar, then full send.

[Jake @JakeBeastly]

@ChrisLoesch Move to Tel Aviv.

[Jake @JakeBeastly]

@adamscochran If AOC isn’t sitting behind Trump at the next state of the union we riot.

[Jake @JakeBeastly]

@BasedPresby @HunterBiden @SoundDobad Look at his leaked laptop and you’ll find out. What is a girl? Look at trumps laptop.

[Jake @JakeBeastly]

@11mnou Natural cannons

[Jake @JakeBeastly]

@_BackyardSports MVPablo

[Jake @JakeBeastly]

@KosherChutzpah Go live in the sewers in Tel Aviv Jew.

[Jake @JakeBeastly]

@JesseBWatters WE ARE TIRED OF WARS IN THE MIDDLE EAST! LET THOSE FUCKS DEAL WITH EACHOTHER..

[Bitcoin Teddy @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."

[Jake @JakeBeastly]

@TMZ Not one person seen that coming

[Jake @JakeBeastly]

@Polymarket Start by stopping all funds to Israel.

[Jake @JakeBeastly]

@mentze85196 Con, needing a cage for your backyard.

[Jake @JakeBeastly]

@iK9cards Ha, gayyyyyyyboi

[Jake @JakeBeastly]

@RepMikeRogersAL Fuck Israel

[Jake @JakeBeastly]

@nickysmokess The way my buddies and I play, is we drink. We accept a breakfast ball only on the first stroke because we warm up at the restaurant not the range. We don’t hit out of divots in the fairway. And we ain’t hitting off gravel or into roots that would damage our clubs or bodies lol.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

It’s all talk. Just withhold foreign aid to Israel for a month and they’ll stop bombing their neighbors - instant peace, the Strait of Hormuz can be opened, and gas drops $2 a gallon. Israel has been, and continues to be, the biggest welfare recipient from American tax payers.

[Jake @JakeBeastly]

@Polymarket Wait till they leave the house. Break in. Change the locks. Exact same thing they did. Do it back.

[Jake @JakeBeastly]

@PokeTCGAlerts W

[Jake @JakeBeastly]

@USJewishDems No.

[Jake @JakeBeastly]

@DavidMWeissman @Mr_RightMinded Bro says he’s American but has the US flag after the murder star