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Amanda Bynes ❤️AR❤️

[jake brown @JakeBrownies]

Did a thing ♥️

[jake brown @JakeBrownies]

My friend whose in Pennsylvania just FaceTimed me randomly with two other guys I’ve never seen in my life on the call who live in NYC and I asked them what kind of music they like and one of them said 21 savage. I’m not poking any fun I’m just telling you what happened just now

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

No fucking way

[jake brown @JakeBrownies]

The dude next to me in the parking lot going OFF on the phone about bitcoin and the stock market cause the other person has not been “enlightened” yet and thinks it’s a pyramid scheme and best part is the guy has a heavy country accent

[jake brown @JakeBrownies]

Just replace the CEO with Jake from State Farm, he has knowledge of insurance and no one would kill Jake from State Farm

[jake brown @JakeBrownies]

🚨 BREAKING: my window because it wouldn’t open

[jake brown @JakeBrownies]

Is Griswald only a last name in movies and TV

[jake brown @JakeBrownies]

Did you know Buc-ees in Texas is called Texuc-ees

[jake brown @JakeBrownies]

Can’t believe your mom just broke this record

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Lisa Sparxxx, broke the record in 2004 for having sex with the most men in a day. Within 12 hours she had sexual inter course with 919 different men.

[PT: Psycho Tman @johnny_tmanV2]

my attempt at a garfield strip

[jake brown @JakeBrownies]

My dad trying to tell me the woke mob is after my open mic stand-up career

[Brennan Murphy @brenonade]

how do you get up in the morning and put your pants on

[jake brown @JakeBrownies]

Just when Alec couldn’t stoop any lower he decided to stan his own trial. Thanks Fox News

[jake brown @JakeBrownies]

This is why the world needs Clifford the Big Red Dog

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Brave puppy destroys Tornado and saves the planet !

[jake brown @JakeBrownies]

That I’ve been choking hawks completely wrong all this time

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

What lesson did you learn from this?

[jake brown @JakeBrownies]

Crumbl better watch out when I open the first Chunkl

[jake brown @JakeBrownies]

I think what’s next for cookies is baking entire cakes inside of them. The cookie will serve as a sort of cavern for the cake. Silverware will be included within the cookie as well as napkins

[jake brown @JakeBrownies]

Found this and it really spoke to me. So true. She’s pregnant but all her man can think about is “what if guys grew fetuses in their heads”. Such a brave and insightful depiction of our culture

[jake brown @JakeBrownies]

Smokers after a slight inconvenience

[jake brown @JakeBrownies]

When you ask the robber breaking into your house if they would like a cold one (they accept and you become buddies)

[jake brown @JakeBrownies]

Just saw Barbie yesterday and Oppenheimer today and I have to say this: No Hard Feelings is a genuinely and unexpectedly hilarious romcom and I recommend it