Jake Conrad

An awesome guy. Husband of @elephantsaredog. Guncle. Graphic designer. D&D player. Atheist. He/Him

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@Alexndur @13vRJ @Itz_zayyad1 She comes back from the dead

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@piratedagalaxia @POPin4k Married to a man

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@danhwylie @MattZeitlin Yeah, “I sicced my dog on a guy and he fought back, so I shot him in the head.”

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“whitaker robby and a baby” i agree ☝️ ☝️

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@Dom216_ @AlexFilmCent @GrumpyHobbit22 So you’re too stupid to actually read my tweet and understand it?

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@Dom216_ @AlexFilmCent @GrumpyHobbit22 No. The movie was full of action and chase scenes and I was sat there wondering where the plot had gone

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@HomeSecConsult @_ColeMcCormick @DawnstarFilms I’m not insulting you personally. I’m insulting your movie poster.

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@shivathecrow @tufaill_ If you have to have special knowledge to understand or even enjoy a movie then that movie is a failure

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@HomeSecConsult @_ColeMcCormick @DawnstarFilms Yes, you clearly made the fake movie poster with AI slop

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@HomeSecConsult @_ColeMcCormick @DawnstarFilms No, obviously I’m talking about the picture that my comment is on

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@HomeSecConsult @_ColeMcCormick @DawnstarFilms Fake ass AI

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@lewnerys I’m pretty sure the resurrection spells only worked after the dragons were hatched.
I just finished Clash and so many character were remarking on the comet as a sign that magic has returned. The Alchemists said their dragon fire production increased because of the comet

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@AmorProximi @Ghostbanned7 @Ernest1588761 This is also why the mitochondrial Eve individual changes over time. Slowly we lose populations that can trace back to her

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@JoeGarc44203650 @Ernest1588761 No I did not know that. Can you prove your words are true?

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@JoeGarc44203650 @Ernest1588761 Yes. The sciences of evolution and biology have proven what I said to be true.

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@AmorProximi @Ernest1588761 Yes to the first question. No to the second.
Research “Mitochondrial Eve”. That’s the name of the woman we’re talking about.

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@AmorProximi @Ernest1588761 Yes but it doesn’t say that woman was the first woman. She just the one who happens to have living descendants. The other lines from other older women died out.

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@JoeGarc44203650 @Ernest1588761 Human genetics prove that there were never just two humans. It also proves that our species is related to the other primates

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@MichaelAlleged @buzzbuzzboggs @cory_fitz @DolphinMossad So you admit there are non-trinitarian Christian’s but don’t want to label Mormons in with them either?

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@zaryaismywife I’m I just lucking out by finding all the ASOIAF posts that are about what I just read this month?!
I thought it was pretty funny