Jake Dateno

I tweet therefore I am | CU'19| Zeta Nu Fall '16

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@Hannah12Sheehan #sadtweet

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Absolutely love pressing the button to change the time in my car twice a year

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@tgow14 Very true, I never thought about this

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

Fugazi is Italian for Wagon

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You’re telling me 2/2/22 falls on a Wednesday and not Tuesday?

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@belmoreorless “I don’t drink coffee because when I start I know it will be an issue” - @belmoreorless

[kevin @Ke7inBurke]

what if the national anthem was “everytime we touch” by cascada? I would like that

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I’m at the airport with an 8 hour layover. How many airport beers is too many airport beers?

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Seasonal depression ends when you crack open your first day beer

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*sobbing* jets jets jets

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Whoever’s idea it was to call oatmeal “hot cereal” should burn in hell

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Petition to make little kids wear masks 24/7 even after the pandemic is over because they all cough like this

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Everybody gangsta till the windshield fogs up

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Leavin Philly today. Alexa play Movin’ out by Billy Joel

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@JadJohnlos @Hannah12Sheehan @trevorryan06 Medford. You close?

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I’m moving to Boston in a week. If I start using a Boston accent I give everyone reading this tweet permission to slap me

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@KeithJuda This is not the way

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Idk why I was excited for football to come back #jetsjetsjets