Jake Ellis

[emma🌻 @EmmaThompson_0]

If people cared about who took Madeleine McCann as much as they cared about who killed Lucy, maybe they would of found her

[Jake Ellis @JakeEllis1990]

“@RandomThugLife: Thug Life Turkey”@ElliotEllis_

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyManlyMann]

Doctor: Are you sexually active?

Me: Yeah with your mom

Doctor: God damn

*doctor writes "straight savage" on clip board*

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyManlyMann]

Women like taking showers with super hot water because it reminds them of hell, where they come from.

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyManlyMann]

Someone get this girl an award

[Steph Johnson @ScouseBirdBlogs]

So basically UK, we're all gonna make sure Gemma does every bush tucker trial or nah? #ImACeleb

[Jake Ellis @JakeEllis1990]

@DaviesSaul I feel your pain

[Jake Ellis @JakeEllis1990]

@MilesC95 cunt

[Jake Ellis @JakeEllis1990]

@MilesC95 only part time mate

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyManlyMann]

I don't always talk to people who use the word "Swag" , but when I do, I ask for my meal to be Super-Sized.

[Jake Ellis @JakeEllis1990]

@Rbrodie89 so good so depressing

[Jake Ellis @JakeEllis1990]

@ElliotEllis_ @MilesC95 it's the new craze like planking but better

[Jake Ellis @JakeEllis1990]

@Rbrodie89 #lucky

[Jake Ellis @JakeEllis1990]

@LoboSmith do you want a puppy or not? Lol

[Jake Ellis @JakeEllis1990]

@LoboSmith anything you want my dear

[Jake Ellis @JakeEllis1990]

@MilesC95 @Rbrodie89 @ElliotEllis_ @MrMattPoole I'm game #southendsunset

[Jake Ellis @JakeEllis1990]

Fancy a pint of vodka redbull? @Rbrodie89 @ElliotEllis_ @MilesC95

[Ricky Brodie @LeanLifestyleUk]

Wow #ibiza @MrMattPoole @JakeEllis1990 @MilesC95

[Jake Ellis @JakeEllis1990]

@NatGagg thanks Gagg! X