Jakob Garberg

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[Jakob Garberg @JakeGarberg]

BIG NEWS! Just found out John Cena’s character in the Fast and Furious films is named Jakob with a K.

[z @classigantexz]

My mom messages her late best friend’s ex husband every year on the anniversary of her death, It’s always the same simple text “3 months” Just a little reminder that he married another woman 3 months after she died of cancer n honestly I love that for her

[Jakob Garberg @JakeGarberg]

@Niziah15 @YourLemonLove I’m sorry that happened to you

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

Best thing that’s ever happened to me

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

That is free college for everyone money spent on the dumbest shit imaginable but tell us more about how billionaires are smarter and harder working than the rest of us.

[rese @ATTYHARRIS]

so Trump just replaced Kristi Noem, who didn’t have a law degree, with Markwayne Mullin, who doesn’t even have a bachelor’s degree, as DHS secretary

and they have the nerve to call well-educated, overqualified Black women “DEI hires”?

oh the irony

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

We have not forgotten that ICE murdered Renee Good and Alex Pretti

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

No one knows who killed the person on the left and the criminal who killed the person on the right is in jail

[B L A K E L E Y™℠©® LLC @_iamblakeley]

These motherfuckers really want you to believe they care about pedophilia when they’re supporting an administration that is actively covering for pedos.

And of course, they’re lying about this woman.

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Great distillation here. They can only process things thru resentment. The only emotion that doesn’t scare them

[Dev @sleepy_devo]

every time libs of tiktok or whoever says "the libs want violence", repost this lol

[karl anthony townes van zandt @SamAsItEverWas]

Imagine writing an essay so bad that hundreds of your classmates show up to a protest to say you deserved a failing grade.

[SK Media @SpaghettiKozak]

All right-wing regimes are the same. Preach "traditional values" to the dumb masses while engaging in hedonism. It always ends up this way.

[Jakob Garberg @JakeGarberg]

@RepBrandonGill Nah man, you’re just racist

[Jakob Garberg @JakeGarberg]

@techhalla They made friends whiter somehow

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

If you're using AI to write essays, something everyone was capable of doing until the day before yesterday, I think less of you as a person. Surrendering your mental abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and you should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Republicans: We’re nazis
JD Vance: They’re just boys making jokes
Republicans: No we’re Nazis

[big headass bong yoda @gummysalamander]

thinking about this wkuk sketch where they only get in trouble on the bus once they start talking about socialism

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Crime is legal if you're a republican now. I'm not kidding.

[Jakob Garberg @JakeGarberg]

@JDVance “What about what about what about” both are bad, ya goof, one being a Democrat doesn’t undo what your buddies are texting in the group chat