jake

A disgusting worthless pile of filth masquerading as a human man.

[jake @JakeKelsey94]

doing the haka at my child custody hearing

[jake @JakeKelsey94]

@zerochills @BeckyFACE13

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Republicans: We need another civil war right now.

Democrats: Girl you gotta VOTE for it then💛💙

Nelly if he was a bullfrog: If you wanna come and eat a fly with me, swim around in the pond when we’re frisky, oh why do I love this lake (Hey! Bugs in my tummy!)

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

James is such a genius

[JP @jpbrammer]

Saruman after throwing Gandalf at the ceiling

[jake @JakeKelsey94]

@Carys_oxo @alyssaleann I too would die for Dimitri

[emily pengvvins 🐧💗🦋 @pengvvins]

how lucky am i to share the same earth as this big talented guy

[jake @JakeKelsey94]

Tag yourself I’m Wargh!

[TomWalker.bsky.social @tomwalkerisgood]

KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

[jake @JakeKelsey94]

@murderxbryan Fragrance\cologne guys has a lot of potential i think, some truly weird dudes out there spending an insane amount of money exclusively to receive compliments from people.

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

Absolutely sick of this shit. Do not cover "Santa Baby" unless you want to FUCK Santa. Dude at the Christmas Market singing "Santa Buddy". Your buddy is not buying you a Yacht. Get on your knees

[jake @JakeKelsey94]

@Carys_oxo Elliott chose the name Cookie for her

[jake @JakeKelsey94]

got one of these

[I Love Christmas. @Paynuspain]

My wife is staying the night at a hotel because when she asked me to get matching shirts for our family trip to Disney World I just got 6 of these in XL.

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

[beatles doc]

paul, pristine 4k interview footage: being a beatle was the opportunity of a lifetime

john, grainy archival film: it was all rubbish

george, washed out archival video tape: a bit of a drag, really

ringo, front facing phone camera video: i played the drooms ✌️😎