Jake Klein (Taylor's Version)

Duke University Class of 2016, New York Sports, Trophy Maker, Anything Dan Waldman Related. I write stuff. Some of it's good.

[Jake Klein (Taylor's Version) @JakeKlein94]

Leave the world a little better than you found it

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Only 1M of 3.8M eligible New Yorkers voted in the 2021 mayoral primary. This race isn't about changing minds, it's about convincing the other 1.8 million potential voters that there's a candidate exciting enough to show up for. @ZohranKMamdani is that guy, tell everyone.

[Jake Klein (Taylor's Version) @JakeKlein94]

@PitchingNinja The duality of man

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

So here's a thing I got asked when I was talking about teen birth rates and the national birth rate generally:
"If girls/women are most fertile from 15-30, why are we losing more than a decade to that for education for no good reason?"
I'm not going to entertain "why 15-17 year

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Tim Walz was right to call them weird

[Jake Klein (Taylor's Version) @JakeKlein94]

Pay Taxes: ✅
Started my own company: ✅
Played Little League: ✅
Wrote a poem: ✅
Have a GF: ✅
Uses the toilet without assistance: ✅

With all due respect, fuck off

[Acyn @Acyn]

RFK JR: And these are kids who will never pay taxes, they'll never hold a job, they'll never play baseball, they'll never write a poem. They'll never go out on a date. Many of them will never use a toilet unassisted

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

1. According to @politico, Donald Trump, @StephenM, and @JDVance think that they are winning the politics when Dems talk about the illegal rendition of Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

Well, they are wrong.

[Jake Klein (Taylor's Version) @JakeKlein94]

@KingofJUCO @VictusSports Hitting a tank with a torpedo? 🤯

[Jeremy Konyndyk @JeremyKonyndyk]

OK, @elonmusk, challenge accepted.

Here's my own wall of receipts.

🧵

[Lindsay Toczylowski @L_Toczylowski]

Thank you for shining a light on Andry’s case @Timodc.

He is not TdA.

Andry is an asylum seeker who entered legally with an appt to seek protection. He is a makeup artist who loves theater. He is a gay man. He is close to his family. He is 31 years old. He is a human being.

[Sam Stein @samstein]

We're entering a potentially dark phase here on deportations.

[izzy @redshirt990]

The root of the problem is this country. They don't want your children educated. They don't even care if your child ate. Parents have to work 8-10hrs. The system been broke

[Jake Klein (Taylor's Version) @JakeKlein94]

@BallsackSports

[Jake Klein (Taylor's Version) @JakeKlein94]

@JomboyMedia

[Jake Klein (Taylor's Version) @JakeKlein94]

@AMAZlNGNATURE Heracross used close combat! It was super effective!

[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

Our former Secretary of Labor explains it well.

[Jake Klein (Taylor's Version) @JakeKlein94]

@qwertyyyyuiopp @CommunityNotes @MakeItAQuote Fuck off

[Jake Klein (Taylor's Version) @JakeKlein94]

The absolute "best" case scenario is that Matt Araiza had sex with an intoxicated minor while he was aware he had an STD. He has already confirmed that. So please, keep your bad takes to yourself.

[Walter M. Kimbrough @HipHopPrez]

There are more cases of measles than there are NCAA trans athletes.

You’d never know it listening to lawmakers.

[Crooked Media @CrookedMedia]

Keep yelling at GOP politicians.

[Sarah @Sarahjdublin]

I’ve got a wild idea.

Palestine.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Democrats: How can we go viral?

(a pastor goes mega-viral for calling Trump a bigot to his face)

Democrats: What if Tim Kaine made a BLT on Instagram Live