Jake Lama

DJ & audio engineer | Co-founder @CrossfaderApp

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

“It was a perfect arrest. It was a beautiful arrest. It was the most watched arrest in history. Nobody else gets arrested the way I do, and frankly nobody else ever will.”

#TrumpArrest

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

Just back from fighting my way through the throng at the rush hour rally at Trump Tower. #Zero

[Jake Lama @JakeLama_]

Still praying for the day I can show up at work with that @_brainorchestra lunchbox 🙏

[Jake Lama @JakeLama_]

@_brainorchestra First of all, congrats on the new album. But I gotta say, I really wanted that lunchbox with your old logo on it...

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Airbnb IPO price: $68
𝗦𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗳𝗲𝗲: $𝟴𝟳.𝟲𝟳
𝗖𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗲𝗲: $𝟰𝟰.𝟭𝟮
𝗢𝗰𝗰𝘂𝗽𝗮𝗻𝗰𝘆 𝗳𝗲𝗲: $𝟲𝟯.𝟴𝟵
𝗧𝗶𝗽: $𝟮.𝟬𝟬

Actual IPO price: $265.68

[Mikko Alanne @MikkoAlanne]

.@SenToomey and @SenatorRomney could reign in the madness of the @GOP overnight: Announce your exit from the party, and immediately deprive it of the majority in the U.S. Senate. It's way past time to show true backbone. Words are easy. Action matters. #TexasLawSuit #CivilWar

[Jake Lama @JakeLama_]

@CashSupport Actually, just updated the app and it works now! Of course, should have known...

[Jake Lama @JakeLama_]

@CashApp Important question: Why do I get a spinning circle of death, instead of selling my bitcoin? I’ve let it spin for 10 minutes with no results.

[Jake Lama @JakeLama_]

@andre86sl @realDonaldTrump That shitty graphic sure looks like actual evidence to me

[Jake Lama @JakeLama_]

@realDonaldTrump You lost at math, by a lot :)

[Jake Lama @JakeLama_]

@blinkfitness I cancelled my membership by mail, with delivery confirmation. Why am I still being charged 4 months later? And why is there no phone number for your company? Please advise.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Trump never released his tax returns.
He didn’t repeal and replace Obamacare.
Mexico didn’t pay for the wall.
He never even built it.

He broke our economy. He killed Americans through his neglect.

He golfed.

Trump, it’s time for your 4 year review: you failed.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Trump’s presidency:

🤡 Promise everything.
🤡 Deliver nothing.
🤡 Blame someone else.

[poetnews @poetnews1]

Internal campaign polls have reportedly shown Trump losing Georgia and even Kansas.
#TrumpIsLosing

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

👀👀👀 Do you think he will drop out? #TrumpIsLosing https://t.co/3ZSeAQS2ao

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

To everyone in NYC but ESPECIALLY healthy people & people under 40 (bc from what I’m observing that’s who needs to hear this again):

PLEASE stop crowding bars, restaurants, and public spaces right now. Eat your meals at home.

If you are healthy, you could be spreading COVID.

[Ayanna Pressley @AyannaPressley]

If it’s a radical notion that people’s lives are more important than corporate bailouts, call me radical.

[Revel @_GoRevel]

Brooklyn and Queens: We’re expanding our service area to make it easier for health care workers to get to and from major hospital centers. Check out the new map, and if you’re a health care worker visit https://t.co/Zlax6e4oPm to sign up for free Revel rides (conditions apply).

[Jake Lama @JakeLama_]

@Pro_Nuke @steelersfanOG @BravoAndy What if that human actually communicated using words? You are both FAR in the wrong, and supporting the animalistic side of human behavior.

[Jake Lama @JakeLama_]

If you want to party with some of the most creative costumers in NYC, my Burning man "alma mater" @kostumekult is throwing a big one tonight! The official afterparty for the Halloween Parade, hope to see you there: https://t.co/R1toob6dLm