Jake.

Halliford School - Brighton Uni - Southampton Uni - Chelsea

[Luke @LukeWhosTalking]

This is getting serious. We learned from Covid that too soft measures too late were no good. It's time for a full lockdown.

Also, null and void the football season. It's harsh on Arsenal, obviously, but sadly health and safety comes first.

[IA @Ibxy_]

This girl fainted infront of me today and they were saying it was probably cos of her low iron. But deep down ik the real reason was cos of how good my trim is. My barber done me so nicely, he said it should be illegal for how sharp it is.

[OS @OwenLDBR]

Fred apologising to Nella #ImACeleb

[Jake. @JakeLeonard96]

@CpfcBen8 Tom Davies?

[Jake. @JakeLeonard96]

This honestly can’t be defeated

[Sky Sports Darts @SkySportsDarts]

THIS IS INSANE!!! WHAT A LEG OF DARTS!!

MICHAEL SMITH HITS A NINE DARTER!! 🤯😲

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

So it turns out Boris Johnson has actually got one thing right…

[SopranoSoccer @SoccerSoprano]

LEAKED - Graeme Souness shares his delight at working with an all-male panel for tonight’s MNF game at Anfield…

[b @knivess_sorrow]

Its gonna be 40° in the UK on monday and tuesday??

[Michael Owen @themichaelowen]

Paris is bouncing. Two European heavyweights about to go head to head. It’s a miracle that Madrid have made the final but in Liverpool they face their biggest challenge. I can see the reds winning this comfortably.

[Adam Kay @amateuradam]

She’s been!

[Jake. @JakeLeonard96]

So.. he played the right tactics to get a point off a superior team? It’s down to him as the manager to adapt his style in response that’s literally the whole point of tactics

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

🗣️ "I don't like this football, but that's my personal problem"

Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp was critical of Tottenham's tactics after their 1-1 draw at Anfield on Saturday 👀

[Jake. @JakeLeonard96]

Biggest rivalry in football that has nothing to do with football and is entirely about blokes tearing lumps out each other miles away from the stadium

[Jake. @JakeLeonard96]

Easily one of the worst takes I’ve ever read

[Jake @MCFCJakes]

@bilferaldy @Simon_Hughes__ @AndyMitten Rodri and Fabinho > Keane and Viera
Salah > Henry (debatable though)
VVD and Dias > Vidic and Ferdinand
KDB > Scholes
Aguero > Bergkamp and Rooney
Mane and Foden> Piers
Robertson and Cancelo > Ashley Cole

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

Didn’t go unnoticed that he wasn’t wearing a poppy either 🤬 🇬🇧

[S @316simsim]

8 years in and this tweet still leave me in awe

[Penny Harrison @pen_harrison]

How it feels to drive that bit of the M25 near Woking.