Jake Martens

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@UrbnHandicapper Wasn’t he the Juddmonte/Mott who won at first asking from the rail at GP?? By about 8 lengths…..

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@LABornRaised13 @ernestjones Like saying we should have won at LA, only lost by 2 points despite every excuse. Or just win every fuckin game since - like a championship team. Gtfoh

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@TheBigHurt_35 @whitesox God damn right. Face of the franchise.

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@higginized Hell yeah!! Congrats, that’s a huge deal!

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@Super70sSports Marion buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-Butts

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@Ab_pipeliner13 @mhoke63 @CardPurchaser Wanna say it’s Paula Abdul but just a guess

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@BeisbolCardBlog After collecting from 1987-1995 (childhood), came back in 2000 to buy Moss/Manning. 2006, I stocked up on Sweetness (eBay), and 2021 when I heard about the present, I opened it all back up.

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@ProFootballHOF @Seahawks Jacob Green

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@UrbnHandicapper That last formation was funnier than the McAfee attempt vs NE. Two blow ups in one.

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@AdamSchefter February 2006 called, nobody gives a shit.

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@Racing_Tales Lemon Drop Kid

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@RGIII June Osbourne murdering Commander Waterford

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@Seahawks what was a bigger asskicking of the Broncos, Super Bowl 48 or the Wilson trade? Steve Largent hit on Mike Harden will have to be third now.

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@GOD_SPIRIT_ I’ll have nun of that nonsense

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@RGIII Gatorade is for closers

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@alexSSN

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@Schroeder206 @alexSSN Lmfao, the condo/donut house incident. Seattle has Top Pot and also some top pot.

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@McMarinahzz @FunDifferential @Mariners God damn that’s beautiful

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@MurrayCampaign She ran an ad talking about the price of hot dogs and beer. Shouldn’t be hard to outsmart this gem.

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The best thing about the Texans is Lovie Smith’s beard.