OneEyedJack

My pronouns are Me, Myself and I and sometimes Mine

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@DHSgov @ICEgov typical unhinged mental patient on the loose.

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@TheBrandonMorse They checked all the boxes in order to meet the requirements for an oscar nomination for best picture. Also, dont be shocked if Ellen Paige is nominated for best supporting Actor.

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@adamcarolla He is the new breed of ambulance chasers except he is a race bait chaser.

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@JustineBateman If the fires were mitigated, they wouldn't have propaganda for their global warming threat and imminent doomsday.

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@laralogan Just like the Soviets in WWII

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@Savsays her GF looks more masculine

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@TheBabylonBee and on election years

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@w_terrence such a sad story.

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@RealJamesWoods Portland would rather have crime and chaos with anarchists running rampant, then safe neighborhoods with employed contributors to society.

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@RealJamesWoods Isn't Ironic, don't you think.

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@farhip That doesnt explain his blank stare lost look when asked a direct question

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@historyrock_ chuck berry 4th? not even in the top 10, btw it should say Rock Guitarist

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@DefiantLs what ever happened to sleep Joe dementia?

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@DefiantLs dementia joe didn't even run the country, auto pen did.

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@MrAndyNgo The only way he walks is if the DA make him try on the glove.

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@DefiantLs He is lying because he knows the studio checked all the boxes to make a bid for an oscar. No doubt she will be nominated as best ACTOR so they can all pat themselves on the back.

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@GadSaad so kind, so courteous, why are they so disliked?

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@Timcast If you white yo cant shop dis isle, My ... well u know the rest.

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@ClownWorld probably got a 40 dollar tip included as well

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@DefiantLs why is it odd someone doesnt carry their phone into water, specially salt water?