Jake Miller

retweets are endorsements of that sweet, sweet content i need to survive

[Jake Miller @JakeMiller_5]

*when Mr. Brightside comes on*

|—————|
🐖 | | | |
🐓 🐿 | | | |
🦆 🚪 | | |
🐇 🐢 | | | |
|____________|

[Ed Markey @EdMarkey]

Donald Trump is bringing out the Malden in me every single day. I am fighting for a progressive majority in the Senate so that we can take on Trump and secure a just and livable future for all.

[Curio 𝑿 @curious_X_]

@awkwardgoogle Guinea pigs crossing the bridge

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Guinea Pigs Jump Across From Rug to Rug

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

on my way to fucking GET YOU

[≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @areeeyaaarrr]

Me after realising that work problems aren’t my problem

[Sad Seattle Sports Enjoyer @strain4brain]

they're just giving us cinematic masterpieces tonight

[Me & Who? @tagyourwho]

me and my big beautiful dominant rat wife that i love

[ben rice stan @howieblingKMH]

i work more than ever and my money is worth less than it’s ever been worth and every day i wake up and have to see the most brain dead conservative pieces of shit who made this happen talk like this and it fills me with a hatred and resentment i have a hard time expressing

[CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil @CBSEveningNews]

A golden retriever suffering from seizures seemingly lost her spunk — until one day her owners brought home a miracle cure — a duck named Louie. @SteveHartmanCBS is On the Road.

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

Promiscuous squirrel you're teasin' me you stole all my nuts now you're up in that tree

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

“nothing special to see” and its the most special thing ive ever seen 🙄

[bunny @bunnyposting_]

nose to nose

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

When they’re mean to winter lamb in Sheep Detectives

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

A raccoon figured out that if he blocks the drive-thru, they’ll give him a donut to make him leave

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

when the kid that’s been running around the restaurant for the past hour finally hits his head on a table

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

“And what I think is important to know is a lot of the increase in rape also comes from an expanded definition of what counts as rape, as well as survivors coming forward for acts that took place years prior,” Mamdani said. “And we are thankful for them coming forward, the courage and the bravery it takes, but just to provide New Yorkers with that context.”

In 2024 New York instituted a new law that, per the NYPost, "classifies rape as nonconsensual or forcibly compelled sexual intercourse, oral sexual conduct or anal sexual conduct after previously defining rape as only nonconsensual or forcibly compelled vaginal penetration by a penis."

So... New York (rightly!) expanded the definition of what counts as rape. More survivors (thankfully!) came forward. As a result, official rates of rape increased. So Mamdani was... right and everyone is just yelling about this in bad faith?

[(((DeanObeidallah))) @DeanObeidallah]

Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read: