Jake Morris

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

What British people have in their freezers:

-Frozen peas (some in a bag, some rolling around loose)
-Full bag of oven chips
-Another bag with three oven chips left in it
-Tupperware half-filled with unidentified brown stuff
-Half a scoop of mash potato that you saved for some reason
-An empty box that used to contain ice lollies that fools you every time you look in it but you still don’t throw it away
-Bag of hash browns
-Some sort of meat joint (possibly lamb) from 2014
-A near-empty ice cream tub
-Something that might be chilli or might be bolognese but you didn’t label it
-Some party food from three Christmases ago
-An empty bag that used to contain ice cubes
-A pack of chicken or fish that you needed to eat but you chucked it in the freezer because you ordered a takeaway instead
-One drawer that doesn’t open anymore

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Sheridan Smith has announced she will star in a new ITV drama called SO SALLY CAN WAIT about an Oasis fan who struggles to get tour tickets even though she queued on Ticketmaster for nine hours

[Jake Morris @JakeMor21]

@superTV247 Just banter

[minar🇱🇧🇵🇸 @minzyafc]

Hello this is Simon coopers mother

[Jake Morris @JakeMor21]

@SoVeryBritish What you doing for the rest of the day? And they say nothing 🙄

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Ways Brits say “please leave my house now”

- “Anyway, don’t let me keep you”
- “I'll let you get on”
- “Right” <slap their own thigh>
- “Gosh, is that the time?”
- “It’s so dark now”
- “What time’s your train?”
- “Well it’s been lovely to see you”
- “What are you doing for the rest of the day?”
- “Did you want another cup of tea?”
- “I should imagine you want to beat the traffic”
- “I don’t like the thought of you driving in the dark”
- “What are you having for dinner?”
- “I can’t remember, did you bring a coat?”
- “Do you want a hand putting things in the car?”
- Simply yawning and looking like they want to die

[Jake Morris @JakeMor21]

@NoContextBrits Fair enough

[Jake Morris @JakeMor21]

@lucrezianews Oh hear we go 🥱

[Jake Morris @JakeMor21]

@RyanTheSoapking I couldn't believe they carried a body from the Vic all the way to the caf. No cars or nobody walking around.

[Lewis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @lewisa95]

Nella: I tried I really did

Nella in the trial #ImACeleb

[Jake Morris @JakeMor21]

We will remember them.

[Jake Morris @JakeMor21]

@superTV247 I would give anything to have hundred grand in my bank. Stupid boy.

[Jake Morris @JakeMor21]

@bbspy Is this actually real thought it was more Juicy than that.

[Jake Morris @JakeMor21]

@superTV247 Yet he has been doing the same every week. The man is a hypocrite.

[Jake Morris @JakeMor21]

@ccole_99 Very agressive he has shown his true colours tonight. He thinks he superior to everyone else and has been very controlling. They had to nominate people get over it it's the name of the game. Trish and Noky do not need to justify themselves.

[Jake Morris @JakeMor21]

For You Bill 💙

[Liverpool Empire @LiverpoolEmpire]

This evening we are joining theatres across the UK in lighting up the outside of our venue in blue to mark the passing of Bill Kenwright and in tribute to his contribution to theatre, particularly here in our city.

[Jake Morris @JakeMor21]

Such sad news. RIP Bill 🙏

[Everton @Everton]

Everton Football Club is in mourning following the death of Chairman Bill Kenwright CBE, who passed away peacefully last night aged 78, surrounded by his family and loved ones.

[Jake Morris @JakeMor21]

@superTV247 There is not enough contribution from the audience. Why are they having the the same people on the panel aka Jordan Stephens and Tyler West all week. I could understand more if they'd both been on the show makes no sense to me. Get ex housemates on there.

[Jake Morris @JakeMor21]

@GMB Even if you have all your lights off and nothing outside you always get them knocking.