Jake Niemeyer

i get paid to do what i’d otherwise do as a hobby. it’s pretty neat.

[Jake Niemeyer @JakeNiemeyer]

How do I find everyone’s old Bluesky links now that I’ve finally joined the party?

https://t.co/xLYvhSihvA

[Jade ❤️‍🔥 Jhin’s daughterwife @KhadaJade]

The UK porn ban should scare the shit out of you. The government has decided that face sitting IS on the same level as age play. There is no line to what is and what isn’t acceptable for them, it’s all ‘degeneracy’. At some point, this will come for gay porn as well.

[Jake Niemeyer @JakeNiemeyer]

@TheCardinalSin1 Imagine what it will look like in DC or NYC on the day it happens, then revisit your question.

[🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 @VHSDVDBLURAY4K]

I wish I was making this shit up but If you don’t accept Vizios / Walmart Terms and conditions they disable your HDMI ports 😭

[Katie Dippold @katiedippold]

Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe

[Still An Annoyed INTP @DMC0821]

80% of the majority in the Obergefell decision were appointed by Clinton and Obama and confirmed by a Democratic controlled Senate.

Crack open a fucking book on American history next time, jackass.

[DBL MP / Double @dbl_mp1]

Unfortunately, we have to defend the disgusting porn. I've played these dang games before.

[Kareem Rifai 🌐 @KareemRifai]

Hasan: "What do you call Crimea? I call it a part of Russian territory, bitch. That's what I call Crimea. I call it cry me a river. A Russian river."

[Jake Niemeyer @JakeNiemeyer]

@RealGDT I feel like there would be a much larger audience for it than you expect, especially with what a wonderful job the conversion was. It would be a shame for it to be locked away forever after this month…

[Jude @wyjude1]

TS Madison says she believes straight people are the biggest groomers of kids ever and she said that’s why she doesn’t like what Boosie said he did by making his children at a young age getting their d*ck sucked by older women just so they’ll be attracted to women.

“Do you know how many sexual deviant men get created by getting their d*ck sucked at a young age and then the b*tches agreeing with that shit asking why man don’t have no emotions…This is what they do they talk about how gays and trans are bigger groomers straight people are the biggest groomers of kids ever”

[chanty beluga updates @birdlisp1]

Lana Del Rey when you ask her the name of her next song:

[Exhibitor Relations Co. @ERCboxoffice]

A reminder of what followed Disney’s acquisition of Fox:

• Thousands of jobs were eliminated
• Fox 2000 was shuttered
• Blue Sky Studios was closed
• Competing development teams were consolidated
• Projects were cancelled or placed into turnaround
• Fewer films received theatrical releases
• Theaters lost a major supplier of annual product
• Filmmakers lost a major buyer for their work
• Disney controlled roughly one-third of the 2019 domestic box office

Before Disney, Fox, Fox 2000 and Searchlight collectively averaged more than 20 theatrical releases annually. In recent years, 20th Century and Searchlight have released fewer than half that number.

Disney bought a competitor. Hollywood lost one. And will never fully get it back. Remember that in three years.

That is the precedent everyone should remember before allowing Paramount to absorb Warner Bros.

Resist.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Where is the “Kamala supports genocide” crowd to condemn Trump? Or was it all just performative bullshit to justify not voting for the black lady?

[Masked Rogue 😷 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @unMaskedRogue]

“I don’t need to understand queer history or respect queer elders,” says person with zero organizing experience who does nothing but yell on Twitter while their rights are being quickly eroded.

[A T @naughtyrobot725]

Roger Ebert ended the argument once and for all.

[Pugmane🐾 🐛 🥫 @pugmane]

This happened lol

[amanda ☭⚢ @bbonjourkitty]

Gen Z is puritanical because purity is a virtue the rich can sell to the poor. In a generation shaped by economic decline, when you can't afford status, luxury, or mobility, purity becomes one of the few forms of moral status left to consume

[Madoka Kaname & Gus Would Renew Infinity Train @TheMagn42245120]

Reminding everyone that Iroh's new VA basically predicted something like this would happen and the Paramount execs are fucking ghouls

[shredded Denim @denimneverdies]

Christianity *is* literally a death cult that got normalized. It's a belief that life itself is evil and a distraction from the "true" life of heaven, that all human beings deserve to die from the moment they're born, that we're saved by the death of a god who we eat every Sunday

[. @M4RZ0V3LLI]

The fact Channing Tatum Gambit who was (successfully - I found it very funny) used as a meta joke in Deadpool & Wolverine, is now being portrayed as the actual Gambit for “serious” projects says everything about how far jingling key culture has gone