Jake Skeens

Yes my names Jake. NO I'm not from State Farm.

[Rogue CPI @RogueCPI]

Russian state media now reporting that Trump & Putin have already greeted each other this AM in Germany.

No word yet if there was tongue.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Today, we Americans celebrate our independence from Britain while planning our escape to Canada.

[Shannon @smilum77]

So...how do we do this? Just change the locks to America while he's gone?

[Shannon @smilum77]

*never stops applauding* https://t.co/iL9hcvRCbr

[Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA]

When Trump says he's always thinkin' of the "miners", he means girls under 18. @realDonaldTrump

[Senator Bob Menendez @SenatorMenendez]

Nearly 99% of scientists agree CO2 is warming our planet. But I guess the Trump Administration has always been more comfortable in the 1%

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

'Mommy was mean to me and I don't wanna hold her hand no more.'

[Jake Skeens @JakeNotFrmSF]

😂❤️ https://t.co/DI7iwBRS2h

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Introducing Ivanka Trump's new fragrance, Complicit: https://t.co/JL7VwsezkT #SNL

[Jake Skeens @JakeNotFrmSF]

@smilum77 CALL ME Please. Hope all is well

[Jake Skeens @JakeNotFrmSF]

https://t.co/PRhseVPDgf

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

There’s only one thing left to say after eight years of dedication, service, and progress.

[White House Archived @ObamaWhiteHouse]

Yes we can.
Yes we did.
Thank you for being a part of the past eight years.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

I'm here today to honor our democracy & its enduring values. I will never stop believing in our country & its future. #Inauguration

[Amazon @amazon]

Does winter weather really call for flannel sheets? RT for yes, LIKE for no!

[POLITICO @politico]

.@mike_pence to @timkaine: "Senator, you whipped out that Mexican thing again" https://t.co/p1oMblIKZm https://t.co/x6vEzCfzh0

[Jake Skeens @JakeNotFrmSF]

@ChaseSupport Can you send me a cup for each had too? #NeedCoffee #ChaseRocks #SendCoffee

[chadx08 @chadx08]

.@NCGOP I am glad you deleted your ignorant tweet. Now how about an apology to a proud Military dad? Google is free #TimKaine

[USA TODAY Video @usatodayvideo]

Watch @TimKaine give his impersonation of @realDonaldTrump at #DemsinPhilly. https://t.co/qpLa3XjW9E
https://t.co/41TFF4L9Ek

[POLITICO @politico]

The 21 harshest @realDonaldTrump burns from DNC day 3 https://t.co/cHIzzpeXxV | Getty