Jake

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Jake @JakeNtFrSF]

@PpollingNumbers A source close to me (my mom): even though I’m a middle aged fuckup I could still be president someday

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Isn’t is amazing when ex-republicans will literally tell you what this is but so called high profile liberals online refuse to believe the obvious truth.

[Jake @JakeNtFrSF]

@dancluchey Not sure why it’s so hard to take his word that he has a past he’s ashamed of, reformed, and evaluate him on his policies he supports today? Republicans do it all the time.

[Jake @JakeNtFrSF]

@redhotnerd @MikeNellis The devil works hard, but Joe Gera in the replies of every negative Platner tweet works harder

[Jake @JakeNtFrSF]

@J_fassler Why?

[Jake @JakeNtFrSF]

@StorminInNorman Oklahoma education isn’t what it used to be

[Jake @JakeNtFrSF]

@Jagujagujaits @davidslosttt Guys connections are establishment elites - so of course he’s “hearing” things - things they want him to hear and spread

[Jake @JakeNtFrSF]

@redhotnerd @grahamformaine Ok? Whats the alternative? For all intents and purposes he’s the nominee. You see the shit Collins allows the administration to get away with and we’re supposed to accept that is a better alternative than potentially another vote Schumer or the next Dem leader can whip? Insane.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Jake @JakeNtFrSF]

@GrumpyBluEyeDvl @NancyMace Socialist scum bag. If you don’t like the system, leave

[Jake @JakeNtFrSF]

@ElenaDynomite @USronaldcarter Ah famously costs have not increased in 10 years too in this county.

[Jake @JakeNtFrSF]

@hedeedit Hard to top Susan Collins record of stupidity. She’s been a doormat for Trump when the roll calls

[Jake @JakeNtFrSF]

@igorbobic Would make for a nice libel suit

[Jake @JakeNtFrSF]

@TVietor08 Authentically told her secret service detail to not use the restrooms in their home. Scumbags.

[Jake @JakeNtFrSF]

@BaileyMackey_ I’m guessing you don’t back the blue…

[Jake @JakeNtFrSF]

@ElenaDynomite @USronaldcarter Ok? Does that home use public services?

[Jake @JakeNtFrSF]

@OREGONTORNADO @doggintrump You’re too partisan to see that people vote with their wallets and hearts - if your party truly were offering a better message than the status quo they would listen.

[Leshon Williams Burner @LeshonBurner]

OU fans leaving their trailer parks to travel to Lawrence

[Jake @JakeNtFrSF]

@LoungeHog Watch your mouth. I will fuck your dad