Jakob Vetter

Changing the world one bicuspid at a time. 👨🏼‍⚕️🦷. Packers and Cubs stan. 2x fantasy football champ.

[𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠 @CasuallyGreg]

If you ever needed any evidence that the public school system is an absolute failure.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨HILARIOUS🚨🚨

A fan bought a Cameo from #NFL legend Antonio Brown to help reveal a secret he’d been hiding for two years.

The fan admitted he’d been pretending to be a 25-year-old woman named “Caroline” while talking to another man online.

😭😭😭

[Dante 🇺🇸 @DanteTheDon]

Chicago is run by the kids in school who never had the spine to stand up to the actual bully that was really hurting people. But couldn’t wait to rat out the kids passing notes when the teacher turned around. 39 people shot this weekend in Chicago. And the mayor’s big move? Suing Airbnb. 🤯

Add it to the list- suing Kia over the rampant carjackings, suing social media platforms over the out of control teen takeovers

[Cubs Memes @Cubbymemes]

It's insane how easy it is to spot the out of town fans today.

[pokey @pokeywvu]

Just saw this shit

[whitesoxdave @barstoolWSD]

PSA to Chicagoans: stop doing the Green Bay sucks chant EVERY TIME YOU'RE IN A STADIUM. It's so so SO cringeworthy and reeks of insecurity

1 billion times worse than the wave IMO

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

All timer for me

[ya boy pablo sanchez @yaboypabIo]

ngl i was faded lmao

[AurenVT 🦁☀️ @AurenVossVT]

@NYCMayor Why is it translated to terrorist?

[HeroOfTheDay @Hero_OfThe_Day]

🤯 WHAT ARE WE WITNESSING.

A GROWN MAN runs through Caitlin Clark, foul on Caitlin Clark 🤡

They hate her, bro 😭

[sarge @sarge____]

Merrill Hoge and Ron Jaworski would sit on ESPN and just teach you football. It was so sick

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

Start out with “don’t stab anyone.”

[whitesoxdave @barstoolWSD]

Congratulations to @GovPritzker, @ChicagosMayor, Kevin Warren, the McCaskeys and many others - it looks as if you have successfully chased the Chicago Bears out of not just Chicago, but Illinois completely

You all STINK

[Tom Lemming @LemmingReport]

Thomas Prescott 6'4" 220 Batavia HS, Illinois is one of the premier TE prospects in the state for 2027. Shows good vertical speed, strong hands, is an outstanding blocker and has the frame to weigh 250. creates good separation after the catch and averaged 20 ypc.@thomasp56137772

[Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76]

@harryjsisson Nice community note you retarded fuck head

[Parker 🐐 @DotComParker]

“Why didn’t I buy Bitcoin in 2010?”

me in 2010:

[Ole Limey @AVLimitanei]

"Just took APUSH" yeah we can tell

[𖤣𖥧 𖡼. celery 𖡼.𖤣𖥧 @suspectcelery]

Fucking free people in jail for weed my god

[Wyer @wyermush]

I’m supposed to like PCA less because of this?

[TitletownTalks @TitleTownTalks]

“Green Bay Sucks” chants in the middle of May, in a completely different sport, against another Chicago team.

The city of Green Bay Wisconsin has permanently traumatized the city of Chicago 😂