A Newcastle player could pick the ball up, run with it tucked under his arm, rugby-style, and dive into the Tottenham net and the officials would award them a goal
BREAKING: Poncho Tino gets his supersized Mexican ass fired by the Chelsea Franchise Club after coaching soccer real bad. The Bill-Clinton-daughter-named soccer franchise will look to to go hire Bruce Arena.
British author and biologist Richard Dawkins, known as a major figure of the New Atheism movement, told LBC on Sunday that as "cultural Christian" he was “slightly horrified” by Ramadan lights being hung in London rather than Easter decorations.