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00后幼师，童心未泯👉@nn383838
日常和小朋友打交道，简单纯粹，寻觅三观相合的朋友

[犹㼆 @JakeSampsell]

济南真的一座空城，要么是机器人，要么是中介，根本找不到一个真人 #济南

[犹㼆 @JakeSampsell]

@Duduzinx_008 济南吖

[犹㼆 @JakeSampsell]

x有附近人功能吗？比如我在济南历下区，我要怎么样才能找到同城的人 #济南

[犹㼆 @JakeSampsell]

@titincauas 济南的报到

[犹㼆 @JakeSampsell]

@Duduzinx_008 是吗

[犹㼆 @JakeSampsell]

@molibaob 拉我

[犹㼆 @JakeSampsell]

@NadeemMuzaffar5 我平时都在济南

[犹㼆 @JakeSampsell]

@RamLover69 @maxwright2k18 What is that? 21 seconds per mile. Which RAM package do I buy to achieve this?

[犹㼆 @JakeSampsell]

@austin96lackey I would like to give credit for this legendary song to @Cziegler23.

[J Mel @IHateJMel]

@WORLDSTAR Bruhs eyes look like he dying on the inside 💀

[theScore @theScore]

Checking in on Penn State at the half...

[犹㼆 @JakeSampsell]

You hate to see it, scene

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

@neiltyson You know who else has power over inanimate objects, Neil?

My ex-wife Celeste. She took half of my stuff.

[犹㼆 @JakeSampsell]

@blaketmac @austin96lackey There it is.

[CERN @CERN]

⚖️ From today, all SI base units will be defined based on natural constants, with the kilogram the last to join the ranks.

Find out more: https://t.co/WeC96wMHmQ
GIF credits: Federal Institute of Metrology METAS

[犹㼆 @JakeSampsell]

@blaketmac You were parked like an douche, so I fixed her right up.

[✮LAUREN LABLUE✮ @lauren_lablue]

I'm

⚪️ single

⚪️ taken

🔘 straight up not having a good time dawg

[犹㼆 @JakeSampsell]

WHAT!?

[Preeti @preetimx]

Why do guys think “let me get you pregnant” is a compliment 🥴

[犹㼆 @JakeSampsell]

“I just washed all of my hoodies”

@Helizabeth999: