Jacob Scarberry

Lead vocalist @ordwaymusic. Singer/Songwriter... I Live For This

[Jacob Scarberry @JakeScarberry88]

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[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

In #myreligion we throw acorns at your head if you happen to walk by our house and if your dog pees on our tree we'll blowtorch your dog to death and eat him for Christmas dinner. I'm sorry but these are my religious beliefs and I live in the U, S of A!

[Jacob Scarberry @JakeScarberry88]

@mssasspot @ScottPresler @realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden @POTUS Soooooo.. about that trump kicking bidens ass comment...

[Jacob Scarberry @JakeScarberry88]

The only thing greater than Love is the ability to share it.

This year took Thanksgiving for me to see my feeds filled with love. Let's all do better at making that a normal thing instead of an annual thing.

[Jacob Scarberry @JakeScarberry88]

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Check it out peeps!

[Jacob Scarberry @JakeScarberry88]

@ScottPresler @realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden The issue isn't that he withheld money. It's why. Biden making that threat for the reasons he made them were for the betterment as a whole. Trump made the same threat for personal gain. If trump wanted that investigation, he should have gone to our own agencies.

[Jacob Scarberry @JakeScarberry88]

@HeyLaurenSummer , The Superbowl isn't too far off! Willing to bet the Pats make it again, soooooo... #BoobiesForBrady #FuckCancer

[Jacob Scarberry @JakeScarberry88]

@StephenAtHome just downloaded the CBS app because of your show... Any chance you get my $9 a month instead of them?

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

The idiot sees the world as Good vs Evil. The cynic sees the world as Evil vs Evil. The truth that no one seems able to see is that the world is, and always has been, a battle of Good vs. Good.

[Jacob Scarberry @JakeScarberry88]

@jimmyfallon just want to say thank you for the assist, and my daughter Willow's favorite book! #DaDa

[Jacob Scarberry @JakeScarberry88]

@prattprattpratt It's astonishingly hard to go to the #movies with a one year old baby girl.... Could you maybe send a short video acting out the film with @Legos or something? #CryBabyTheater #CantBeThatGuy #StarlordVsDinos

[Jacob Scarberry @JakeScarberry88]

@VancityReynolds So when can we expect to see the Deadpool sitcom on @netflix?

[Jacob Scarberry @JakeScarberry88]

#MomQuotes @jimmyfallon
Mom: Disciplining the baby should start when she understands what no means....

Baby Willow: BRING IT ON!

[Jacob Scarberry @JakeScarberry88]

#RenewEverythingSucks This show was great! Haven't us 90s kids dealt with enough!?! Give us back our time machine @netflix

[Jacob Scarberry @JakeScarberry88]

@jimmykimmel , just wanted to ask you if you agreed @seanhannity looked like one of the bad side effects of Cialis?

real shame is- any person with children can still defend this right wing circus. From Fox propaganda all the way down to Trump! Yes... DOWN to Trump.

[Jacob Scarberry @JakeScarberry88]

#MyDumbBet I once bet that Trump would lose an election... Well... Here we are... So done betting!

[Jacob Scarberry @JakeScarberry88]

What advise would you give to someone wanting to start painting? @JimCarrey

[Jacob Scarberry @JakeScarberry88]

@JimCarrey When you realize that the universe is you, and all you really have to do is connect the dots

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

A Washington crime and cover-up has triggered the world's worst humanitarian crisis. Call 1-833-786-7927 to tell your Senator to join @SenSanders & @SenMikeLee to end a secretive, unconstitutional U.S.-Saudi war in Yemen. Together, we can help save millions of lives. #StopTheWar

[Jacob Scarberry @JakeScarberry88]

@SethMacFarlane It seems Republicans only care about children before they are born. Murdered children shouldn't even be partisan! And they sure as hell shouldn't be used to try and smear the Russia investigation. #TrumpIsSick