Jake

I eat popcorn with chopsticks.

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@UnitedStandMUFC Ownership, upper management, and strength/conditioning.

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@UnitedStandMUFC Vitek. He’s not supplanting Lammens at this point and wants to be a starter.

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@Ki11ersix @Failure Clutch!

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@TroyRenck Any chance Denver tries to poach Fangio to replace Joseph?

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@markgoldbridge Unless he starts as a 10 next to Cunha.

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@markgoldbridge That’s because they are always in the middle of a rebuild.

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@markgoldbridge Buy him, loan him back to Brighton for the season. 2026, Welcome to Man Utd, Carlos Baleba!

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@Ki11ersix Sending good thoughts to you and Momma Six!

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@Martacuss

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@Diablo Fury Against Fate side mission is still bugged. Are you aware and/or working to correct?

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@markgoldbridge Set the price tag at €20 mill. 🤣

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@UnitedStandMUFC “How many goals do I have to score this season??”

“All of them.”

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@TroyRenck I think he signs in Denver ($7.8 mill) for the chance to go back-to-back. And then 4 years/$50 mill somewhere next year regardless.

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@tbj_quag Sophie, Remy, and Bleu.

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@UnitedStandMUFC I would like for it to be shown in the US so I can watch. 😁

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@UnitedStandMUFC @MikeKeegan_DM Considering they would have to pay another £1bn on top of that to wipe out the debt, I don’t blame them.

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@UnitedStandMUFC @MarkOgden_ Washington Commanders sale of $6.05bn blew this deal up. No way were they taking less than (or equal) to that.

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@mikeklis That kid is a beast. Would love to see him in Denver.

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@pattonoswalt No shirt. US flag overalls. And a GoPro. Homeboy came to PARTY.

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@andybates Haha! You were better off in the arcade! 🤣🤣