Jacob Semans

Homo Sapiens from Outer Space

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@MeghanMcCain New ballroom capacity: 999 guests
Correspondents' Dinner: 2600 guests.
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@AOC @AnaKasparian @AOC This response is not a good look. Personal attacks? C'mon! You're better than that.

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@NancySinatra NEWSFLASH: The Sascha Riley story is a key that unlocks the "Why?" of everything.

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@StephenKing BREAKING NEWS: The Sascha Riley story is a key that unlocks the "Why?" of everything.

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@Keir_Starmer UPDATE::
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@mariashriver UPDATE::
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@paramountplus UPDATE::
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@joncoopertweets UPDATE::
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@RepJeffries UPDATE::
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@SenSchumer UPDATE::
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@GovTimWalz UPDATE::
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@EricLDaugh This post is another lie.

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@RepTedLieu The Sascha Riley story is a key that unlocks the "Why?" of everything.

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@RepRaskin @RepRaskin The Sascha Riley story is a key that unlocks the "Why?" of everything.

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@StephenKing @stephenking
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@SpeakerPelosi [phone]The Sascha Riley story is a key that unlocks the "Why?" of everything.

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@emkenobi The Sascha Riley story is a key that unlocks the "Why?" of everything.

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@CalltoActivism The Sascha Riley story is a key that unlocks the "Why?" of everything.
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