Jake Shelley

[Jake Shelley @JakeSpur]

Build a statue for Palhinha @SpursOfficial gave a fuck and put a shift in on the plaque

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@richard1198 @FootyAccums 22 years of age and still developing. I think the markets been mental for a while so 85mill is not surprising. He was good at Southampton and did well in a shit West ham team. He improves our starting 11 massively.

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@richard1198 @FootyAccums Didn’t you pay 35 mill for that retard Brennan Johnson? I wouldn’t trust him to hand out water

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@SBS fix the stream

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I really hope we don't spend 100 mill on Tonali, I'd prefer we break our transfer record on Wharton.

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@Big_D_Yid81 Too much deadwood in the middle of the park.

None of them can play a forward pass.

I want Wharton or Nico Paz.

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@Big_D_Yid81 Watches cartoons whilst injured

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@richard1198 Mental. If he was at United or Madrid he would be starting for England.

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@Big_D_Yid81 We need an entire new squad these pricks won’t buy anyone decent

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@InvertTheWing Jesus you chat some shit. Two 17th place finishes the squad is utter shit.

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The 250 million you would have lost @SpursOfficial How about you buy some decent fucking players.

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Kinsky and Palhinha kept us in the league.

All the rest can fuck off now

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@Big_D_Yid81 @spursshelfG None of our squad gets into the top half teams. Our forward line is pathetic even West hams is better than ours. We need a miracle to stay up.

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@richard1198 @Luke_Seychell @Omcarr81 I still don't think we are safe. We aren't beating Chelsea lets be honest and we can't win at home.

Our only hope is West ham being shitter than us right now.

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@richard1198 @Luke_Seychell Not even a proper paper the fucking Croydon Advertiser hahahaha @Omcarr81 you seen the state of this?

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@richard1198 @Luke_Seychell Next time I'm over that is going in the bin

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If anyone can fuck this up its @SpursOfficial for the love of god show some fight and heart for once

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@kevhillsy What a team how I wish this was the side turning up against Chelsea. With Gazza playing I never felt we would lose.

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1 fucking measly point @SpursOfficial don't fuck it up

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@Big_D_Yid81 Honestly even with the two point buffer its still smells of relegation.

I can't remember the latest time we beat Chelsea at Stamford bridge.

Even Everton given our home form will be tough.

I can bet you Leeds won't turn up for West ham on the last day.