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Grulp gang. My mom drank toxins to make me gay

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Update on my trial. Thank you to all my fans for your love and support

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@InLoveRumin I think they serve too much cunt for me like look at the wall man’s waist. Too snatched

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My female employee loves hearing my voice get louder and louder as I explain the plot of Silent Hill 4 to her on her lunch break

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If the democrats win I’m gonna post my asshole

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Just letting you all know, triangulation is going to be huge in three years

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@SilentHill Kezia deserves it

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@adinolfi Heyyy I remember playing this on the haunted ps1 demo disc wondering if there’d be a longer version

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Sinead O’pproval

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There is lowkey another reason: to fill your heart with hatred

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@SilentHill I’ll not be doing anything so puerile

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I know we're all shaken by the H3H3 news. But for one second, can we just imagine the bliss of receiving Ethan Klein's seed? The feeling of warmth filling your body as he dribbles an army of potential children into you, sweat dripping from his nose as he grunts like a wild boar?

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@herrshaun @InLoveRumin I should have used quote marks

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@BillLeeBurrough @SilverPinesGame I came here to report this same issue!! I can’t get 100% because this room still shows unexplored on the map

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I just told my 4-year-old that Silent Hill f takes place in the rural village of Ebisugaoka, Japan rather than the resort town of Silent Hill, Maine and she said “Owaku Hiroyuki said in the Book of Lost Memories that the power that absorbs and reflects the darkness in people’s he

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@foxwetsitstail Yes I had sooo much fun hiding on NG+ I guess because I already knew like what enemies there were and stuff

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@fakethirties Oh no do common people listen to him

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@AestheticGamer1 I find interesting how you can read her diary and see she’s genuinely humanitarian. She’s reading books about refugees and child trafficking. She has the heart of like Greta Thunberg or Rachel Corrie but a really fucked up solution that elides politics

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It makes me really look down on humanity that there keeps being new adaptations of Carrie. Three adaptations of Carrie following De Palma’s and they have all been cornier in every way. I would be ashamed to try to adapt this scene again. It was done. The end

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@kellyclarkson Get their ass

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@InLoveRumin Omg shes goated