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Grulp gang. My mom drank toxins to make me gay

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Update on my trial. Thank you to all my fans for your love and support

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It seems like everything and everyone is a pedophile these days

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Can’t

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Can think of a single thing less urgent than “gay dating standards” during pride month. Besides, just fuck guys who look a little goofy. Refine your palate

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Someone in the audience for a silly opening skit I was doing earlier muttered “he’s so method”

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@foxwetsitstail Chtr. I’m kind of with you on your feelings on eis. And whoa thank you for all this explanation. I feel like eis aids people in a patronizing misogynistic reading of this game, something about it gave them license to turn it into a smol bean runaway bride story

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@karol Why you bothered by it then

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What we need to soothe this divided nation is another biopic about Margaret Thatcher

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@foxwetsitstail Until the millennials die off I’m afraid

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I miss Liz Truss so fucking much

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“We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
Even longer,' Pooh answered.”

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@RAGIN_TACO @shellyous No they can’t, they can go to prison depending on how they treat their children

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@thee_sweet1e Happy birthday!

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@foxwetsitstail What’s that passage from

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There should be a Silent Hill game called Silent Hill: Twisted Toilet where you fight poop demons

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@ChristinaTasty This game was a niche project not pretending to be anything other than it is and now it is the center of the universe and a major 2026 release because one reviewer from a large outlet dared to like it

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@QQBert @07th_official Can’t wait for the story DLC

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@AppleMusic @ladygaga Lady Gaga is know for some of the best pop visuals in history and the album art for Mayhem is stellar, could they not have provided something they had in the vault

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@InLoveRumin Second one Paris Hilton voice

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@fakethirties Um, check please!