Jake Symonds

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes misses his FIRST EVER game through injury...😳

He has played 832 games over 12 years and never been absent through injury before. 🤕

[Jake Symonds @JakeSymonds9]

@tdmurphy22 getting grilled in the comments for sending this in 🤣

[Christopher Howells @c_howells]

You can’t tell me that the Russian laugh isn’t @bootlegger1974

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Arteta Out is incredible. I'd love to be in Arsenal's position. Rebuilt the club from a laughing stock to a young team that's considered title contenders. And still clearly needs a striker, midfielder and two full backs to be close to City

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🚨🚨🎙️| Bruno Fernandes on Kobbie Mainoo:

"A great match. For me, he is the man of the match. He put in a great performance. He is comfortable with the ball and never makes a mistake. For his age he has so much qualities. He sees things before others."

[Jamie Carragher @Carra23]

No way is that a red card for Rashford!
Hate these slow motion replays & still images that make everything look 10 times worse.
#Champions_League
#COPMUN

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

A few more thoughts on the possibility of life beyond Earth. All these thoughts are guesses. The lack of firm evidence for alien intelligence (so far) is sometimes called the Fermi Paradox, and it is a paradox. Put simply, there has been over 10 billion years and there are many millions of worlds in the Milky Way on which a civilisation could have arisen as far as we know. At first sight, one might therefore expect that there should be many civilisations in the galaxy far in advance of us, and we might have expected to see them. Why don’t we (or, let’s be careful, why is the evidence not bloody obvious!)?

One answer might be that civilisations never develop interstellar travel. I don’t see any reason why interstellar travel is impossible, and I think we’ll develop it if we survive into the 22nd century.

Related - perhaps civilisations don’t ever solve the problems posed by industrialisation and the discovery of nuclear weapons and never make it to the stars. Topical - see Oppenheimer!Maybe just ‘getting along’ as a global civilisation is harder than science.

Maybe (see UFO hearings) they are here but we haven’t discovered them or somebody knows but has managed to keep it a secret? Maybe. But if this is the case then at least I can say that the alien civilisations aren’t making their presence very obvious, otherwise my Astronomy colleagues who spend their time gazing at the sky and listening for signals would surely have spotted them! But let’s not rule out the possibility that we just haven’t detected them (or there is evidence but only a few people know about it) but they are indeed here.

My guess is that the average number of civilisations in a typical galaxy is low - perhaps less than 1. That’s a guess, based on what we know about the evolution of complex life on Earth. Put simply, it took the best part of 4 billion years here to go from cell to civilisation, and that’s a third of the age of the Universe. I think this MAY imply that, if this is typical (lots of ifs) then the Milky Way may be filled with microbes but not complex living things at our level of intelligence. This would be my guess.

BUT make no mistake, I wouldn’t be in the least bit surprised if a UFO landed in Oldham town centre tomorrow morning and the captain said ‘Take me to the leader of Oldham Metropolitan Borough Council’. In that case the Fermi Paradox would no longer be a paradox, I’d have learnt a lot about biology and I could get back to tweeting about other interesting stuff. I’d also ask them why gravity is so weak relative to the other forces of Nature.

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

I just wanted to send this farewell message to all Manchester United supporters.

I would like to express my unwavering gratitude and appreciation for the love from the last 12 years. We’ve achieved a lot since my dear Sir Alex Ferguson brought me to this club. I took incredible pride everytime I pulled on this shirt, to lead the team, to represent this institution, the biggest club in the world was an honour only bestows upon a few lucky footballers.

It’s been an unforgettable and successful period since I came here. I didn’t think from leaving Madrid as a young boy we would achieve what we did together.

Now, it’s the right time to undertake a new challenge, to push myself again in new surroundings.

Manchester will always be in my heart, Manchester has shaped me and will never leave me.

We’ve seen it all. 🤘🏼❤️

[𝙁 @fuadyabz23]

nah gary neville is hilarious

[𝕁𝕒𝕒𝕪𓃰 @oJaayCo]

Time to bring back the ginger Mike Tyson

[Alrightfans MBE @alrightfans]

Happy Pride month to all my gay bredrins

pronoun mob can still fuck off though

[Gio @giotorra]

Imagine hiding your affair and nonce-activities only to be exposed by fucking JackJonesTV with a confetti cannon 😭

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Teenager water skling on May 18, 1980 as Mount St. Helens erupts in the background

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/JRBzfwSCfm

[worldofForms @MarkPRamsey]

@TheSunFootball

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🚨🚨| #mufc are yet concede from open play when Raphael Varane, Lisandro Martinez, and Casemiro are all playing, via @AlexCTurk 😳

[MR @MarcusRashford]

It was a heel-to-heel flick but in the air 🫡🤭

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Video of the Day: This young Manchester United lad takes on hundreds of Barcelona fans 😍💪

(via IG/eatmcr)

[fan (TEV) @TheEstevaoView]

Mourinho didn't win the UCL with Porto and Milan, get Roma their first European trophy, win 3 PL titles and go unbeaten for 9 years at home to be compared to Klopp on a lame ass media channel called "SportBible"