Tom Murphy

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State on this... the cake my mum gets me compared to the cake my sister gets 🙃

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@SamHarts8 Thanks Gloria

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@OllieGoulstone Cheers bey, hope you enjoyed 🍺

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@jackbroadhurst_ Do something about it then

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@jackbroadhurst_ Crying

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@JakeSymonds9 Hahaha sorry nhs

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@charlesdavies1 @MurphyColmurphy Got in for free if you had 3 baguettes in 10 minutes

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@MurphyColmurphy @charlesdavies1 More chance of your alpacas flying

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@jackbroadhurst_ Fk me

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@AmmanfordCC Legend ❤️

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@adammuskett18 @NICKMERCS @Swagg @Fawcey09 Hahaha yeah that’s you on the mic

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On repeat

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@CBRACE1 @Stretchy99 Well you assumed wrong, will

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@isabellawills_ Jheeeez didn’t realise Heatherton had given you that x

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@jackbroadhurst_ Gotta be the most confusing tweet I’ve ever read

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@jackbroadhurst_ Until you start paying rent it’s her house her rules ok

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@jakesymonds10 And so they should

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@jackbroadhurst_ Hariboes

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@jackbroadhurst_ Pure gold round the neck bling bling

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Next up is the man they call Melman 🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒

Check out his greatest performance that just happened to occur in @heathertonworld

It’s the tall fast opening bowler Tom Murphy

@tdmurphy22