Jake Beard

My geology isn't very good.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Crazy Stat of Day: Cubs RHP Jake Arrieta's 0.41 ERA is the lowest from August 1 on in a season since earned runs became official in 1913.

[Jake Beard @JakeTBeard]

@BaileyLBeard https://t.co/9YCrQw5GMr

[tHE.lAST🔝 @jusLikeMike911]

When they yell "Uno!" But you got a "Draw 4" waiting on that ass

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Game Week. Finally.

[Jake Beard @JakeTBeard]

@BaileyLBeard #paycheck

[Jake Beard @JakeTBeard]

Now everyone knows what I've been dealing with for 4 years #GoT

[Jake Beard @JakeTBeard]

@solobrien you know he dead!!! 💀

[Jake Beard @JakeTBeard]

Chris Bosh just went from a pterodactyl on the court to an android commentator #halfmanhalfandroidhalfpterodactyl

[Jake Beard @JakeTBeard]

@sam_edison @GarrettGuthrie4 yissss https://t.co/9V4e9FUcvy

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

“@ComplexMag: 🚨🚨🚨 NEW STAR WARS TRAILER 🚨🚨🚨 http://t.co/IP8xeYJjT4” 😱😵😵😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😵😵😵😵😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😵😵!!!!!!!!!!

[Peter Dinklage @Peter_Dinklage]

7 Books
7 Kingdoms
7 Gods
7 Days until Game of Thrones returns. https://t.co/FZFS8GOhjJ

[Swoll D. Boll @Dbolljr]

If you really want to break something now's your chance. Just blame it on the tornado.

[David Alan Grier AKA #LeonMusk @davidalangrier]

I am lovin Action Bronson's Mr. Wonderful!

[Matt @AGeekMatt]

@PhillyD

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Go Katy, Go! #StillStaringAtTheTittiesTho

[Tyler @I_AM_WILDCAT]

Wow the plot twists. Nationwide that was magical. Way out of left field. Never saw the kid being dead. 10/10 would watch again.

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

Aaron Hernandez gonna be the new spokesman for @Nationwide.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I love animals. I do. Mostly with ketchup.

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

Football is greater than and or equal to Lord of the Rings

[Tulsa Golden Hurricane @TulsaHurricane]

🌀 > 🐮: 5-0

[Philip Montgomery @CoachPMonty]

Extremely excited to begin putting down roots with my family in Tulsa! #TulsaFootball #TimeToGoToWork