Jakewake V2.0

“If you press xxx and yyy over and over again you will be sucked”- Konami E3 2010

[Jakewake V2.0 @JakeWake52]

I have peaked.

[DeepHumor @DeepHumor]

The UK went from “we need to stop kids from watching porn” to actual dystopian mass surveillance in the span of two years

Digital ID is the slipperiest slope of all time

[Jojo07 @wii_with_wings]

Here's:
•A game that's been delisted in favour of a "remaster"
•2 games that can only be bought in expensive bundles to make sure people buy the new versions
•A game that was outright replaced by its sequel

[Sauce‼️ @SaucePub]

When left to their own devices, the average designer will reinvent Milton Keynes.

[Jakewake V2.0 @JakeWake52]

@Tyras_Mikhail Hammers

[☆Mirai_Draws🇵🇷☆ @mirai_fanarts]

Whats with all the beta footage of XY suddenly showing up online

[tobyfox @tobyfox]

Super excited this is finally announced. Can't wait for you guys to see what we have in store for you this time.

[stærkeste @SRkeste90798]

@TigardPolice The family dog seeing a truck fly thru the living room realizing he didn’t bark loud enough to prevent it

[Ham on Ry @Ham_on_Ry]

Returned that desk I've spent like 10 hours building on stream. Some witch had to've cursed me. Everything was sliding out of the box every five seconds. While walking up to the building Never Gonna Give You Up was blasting outside. Felt like some fake reddit karma farming post.

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

Yeah, so pretty much, like, there is this really sketchy company in Israel named "Paragon". Paragon sells a "product" called GRAPHITE.

Let me explain the background and why this is very silly.

GRAPHITE spyware which allows "customers" to remotely access peoples cell phones and monitor their instant messaging applications such as WhatsApp

It is spyware. It is sometimes called Mercenary Spyware because it is primarily used by governments to spy on political enemies, journalists, and activists.

Very little is known about Paragon, GRAPHITE, and their "customers". However, it was publicly noted by the Trump administration in January, 2025, to be purchased by the United States government and to be used to aid ICE.

Furthermore, in September 2025 the Trump administration noted the usage of Graphite to aid the United States against "domestic terrorist organizations" such as "ANTIFA".

ICE acting director Todd Lyons noted using GRAPHITE to monitor anti-ICE protestors to track "ringleaders and professional agitators".

Citizen Lab and other civil rights organizations have documented the usage of GRAPHITE against individuals in Australia, Canada, Cyprus, Denmark, Israel, Singapore and (unsurprisingly) the United States. It is believed the Canadian government actively uses GRAPHITE in Ontario.

Okay, so why does all of this matter? Yeah, it's super fucked up. But today representatives from Paragon accidentally leaked GRAPHITE screenshots ... ON LINKEDIN. Dawg, that image in the background IS GOVERNMENT FUCKING SPYWARE

It shows phone numbers in Czechia, apps, accounts, media on the phone, "interception status", and phone numbers extracted. THEY LEAKED IT BY ACCIDENT ON LINKEDIN WHILE TAKING SELFIES

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

Discord has been caught lying.

Discord caught ditching its current age verification provider for Persona after bypasses appeared everywhere.

They promised "facial scans never leave your device" and no uploads, but now they send your IDs and data to a third-party company.

[not lextorias @lextorias]

It’s very funny that people are still paranoid about Chinese spyware (in RAM, of all things!) when American tech conglomerates get caught actively selling your data like once a week

[Schlep @RealSchlep]

@discord throwback to when Discord banned and sent a c&d to someone for making a safety bot and claimed child predators/degenerates have "protected characteristics"

[Supper Mario Broth @MarioBrothBlog]

In Mario Kart 8/Deluxe, the Dragon Driftway track takes place on a giant dragon based on Gobblegut from Super Mario Galaxy 2. The full dragon is never seen in-game all at once. Here is the track model with everything but the dragon removed.

[uwo's lab | the funny science man @uwutoowo1]

NEXT WEEK starting SATURDAY this non-gaming twitch channel (me) will be hosting a week-long competition collab in modded minecraft, between TECH STREAMERS and GAMERS

if you are a streamer who would like to join in the fun, leave a comment below! there's some spots left in the whitelist, and it's a join-as-you-want kinda thing! you can play the whole week, or just a day or two.
the winner will be determined by which team gets the most "achievements" on a point board, ranging from simple vanilla builds to tricky modded challenges. the winning team gets bragging rights and a celebratory group photo art!
It should be a good time, hope to see you guys there!

[Abhishek @abhishekcode42]

This is a nightmare for testing engineers

Here is a classic joke which describes the situation:

A testing Engineer walks into a bar.
​Orders a beer.
​Orders 0 beers.
​Orders 99999999999 beers.
​Orders a lizard.
​Orders -1 beers.
​Orders a ueicbksjdhd.
Everything worked as expected.

​The first real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is.

​The bar bursts into flames.

[narancia gaming @naranciagaming]

The Onion is so fucked bruh

[JOLLY J✨ @DynamoSuperX]

kid icarus is 40 years old and has the same amount of games as luigi's mansion.

[The Vegapunk of Hyenas @Yeenie_Mcbeenie]

“Humanity fuck yeah” but actually inspiring

Instead of celebrating violence and war, it’s a sign of how far we’ve come

[HinaBoBina 🤡🎉 ヒナ～ @HinaBoBinaVT]

People will tweet like this yet are still too afraid to do the accent

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

Yesterday evening someone leaked PlaySation 5 ROM keys online. Emulation nerds are going schizo because this could mean we have PlayStation 5 emulation technology, ability to run non-PlayStation 5 games, etc.

tl;dr Sony executives on New Years eve