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[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I Caught Wind That The Washington Post Was Writing A Hit Piece About Me And My Pizzafest So I Did What I Do. I Went on the Offensive

[Sandy @Swandyyy]

@krislindahl

[Pj Johnson @pj_johnson3]

I kept Django off social media to avoid the chances of him getting taken away from me.... he lost his life last night and my heart has never felt so broken. R.I.P little guy I’m gonna miss you so much🥺

[Brooks Lloyd @brooks_lloyd5]

My brother hired me as the butler for his 1st wedding anniversary. This was the result:

[The Oregonian @Oregonian]

Snowbound Oregon man ate taco sauce packets, survived 5 days https://t.co/UYZ0ljF8hd

[Coleslaw @BurninColes]

I don’t catch feelings, I catch flights

[Walmart @JakeWalmart]

Pneumococcal pneumonia - watch out for that shit. TV Ads can teach you a lot. Just have to unmute

[Walmart @JakeWalmart]

@KYantes Oh 100% you better start a fund!
Millions by 30
Billions by 40
Power moves only!
🙏🏼

[Walmart @JakeWalmart]

@patrickcmacnab I sincerely thank you for the truth of this tweet!! 🙏🏼 TIL; Twitter is a pile of shit with fake news. 💯

[Garrett @garrett_olsen30]

I’ve never understood how some people are so obsessed with celebrities lives like the Kardashian’s. Like don’t you have better shit to focus on instead of other peoples drama who don’t even know u exist. Maybe it’s just me but that shits weird

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

This is kinda hilarious and sad at the same time https://t.co/uDPuBMuBiP

[Coleslaw @BurninColes]

Classic bar entertainment last night, so many fights. We are literally the smartest creatures on the planet and you dudes can’t work it out with your words? Really?

[THE HESH @THEHESHDOTCOM]

!!!BRUH!!!

[Coleslaw @BurninColes]

Best decision I’ve made in awhile is taking the time to focus on myself for a while. I feel like I get so caught up in what everyone else is doing from time to time I forget to step back and look at the bigger picture

[Jon Levine @LevineJonathan]

Someone decided to use a drone with a flamethrower to clear debris from power lines and now my life is complete

[Walmart @JakeWalmart]

@BurninColes @ThielenLauren Lauren all the fans are waiting....

[Walmart @JakeWalmart]

Happy Birthday or is it Happy FreeDrinks Day??¿¿ Remember power moves only 🤟🏼🍻🍻@BurninColes