Jake McCormick 🏆 🦌

SEO @gettyimages, Treasurer @sd60dfl, VP @i612, @UWEauClaire/@spectatornews/@brewhoop alum, cultural/culinary elitist. Golf/softball bro.

[Wedge LIVE!™ @WedgeLIVE]

Neighborhood Safety Department proposed a $1 million contract for a group owned by the sister of a department staff person. Hilarity ensues.
https://t.co/7stdMv029P

[manny @mannyfidel]

with a straight face, a podcast host says he is unwilling to travel for an interview with the vice president of the united states of america and democratic nominee for president

[Bill Emory @W_R_Emory]

If you’ve just cancelled your subscription to @washingtonpost…

Sign up for a monthly contribution in the same amount to @propublica instead.

Don’t give up on journalism. But give your $$$ to public journalism, not to billionaire bullhorns.

[Katelyn Burns @transscribe]

This guy from the party that got so offended by a trans-related instagram ad they spent 6 months blowing up bud light cans wants you to chill out about jokes

[tré easton @treeaston]

The goal cannot be to endlessly critique and theorize about power and the people who have it. At SOME POINT the goal must be to secure power and wield it to effectuate material change in people’s lives.

Or else what’s the point of all of this??

[Jake McCormick 🏆 🦌 @Jake_BrewHoop]

@brenjamin @1followernodad Being intentionally dumb is weirdly in style.

[Jake McCormick 🏆 🦌 @Jake_BrewHoop]

@BarryOnHere Yeah but Lou Gehrig was born almost 14 lbs. Wikipedia doesn’t say shit about Judges birth weight.

[Jake McCormick 🏆 🦌 @Jake_BrewHoop]

@Komaniecki_R @AugustPR92 @1followernodad All these people are just telling on the leaves about being deeply insecure

[Yoni Appelbaum @YAppelbaum]

1. Soldiers serving overseas in 1944 were—based on polling—presumed to be such a decisively Democratic constituency that congressional Republicans fought hard to limit their access to the ballot.

[Jake McCormick 🏆 🦌 @Jake_BrewHoop]

@wasp538008 @expatina @patriottakes Also, not to put too fine of a point on it, but your mother is a lovely woman. Next time you see her tell her “the sandwich is perfectly toasted,” she’ll know what it means 🤙

[Jake McCormick 🏆 🦌 @Jake_BrewHoop]

@wasp538008 @expatina @patriottakes This would be way more fun if you were funny, instead it’s like watching the saddest 10 year old attempt to imitate a dumb persons idea of a smart comic.

[scot ross @rossacrosswi]

Dems should beg Mick Foley to campaign the next week for @kamalaharris & @tim_walz throughout the Pittsburgh-Erie-Harrisburg triangle.

[Emil DeRosa @emilderosa]

So much of the MAGA bullshit I see is just dudes desperately wanting to be a troll. There's no ideology. They don't care about anything substantive. It's just pure teenage boy bullshit. I know because I was a teenage boy. You're supposed to grow out of it. All time loser shit.

[Jake McCormick 🏆 🦌 @Jake_BrewHoop]

@RyanGirdusky What’s it like to verbally piss your pants on national tv?

[Jake McCormick 🏆 🦌 @Jake_BrewHoop]

Never liked his music but I respect the guy a lot as a person, he seems genuine.

[414EvanRytlewski @Evanryt]

Jack White, after a half week of doing cool and helpful things for Milwaukee, just donated $15k to the recovery fund for a local arts fixture who was nearly killed in a hit and run.

[Rich Eisen @richeisen]

COTY material here

[Jake McCormick 🏆 🦌 @Jake_BrewHoop]

@normcharlatan Once you realize these are pathetic grifters with no moral core it makes it so much easier to insult and laugh at them with minimal empathy. Don’t stop until they all look like the withered husk of Pennywise from It.

[Jake McCormick 🏆 🦌 @Jake_BrewHoop]

@OG843LA @TonyHinchcliffe Again, big derp energy from you. Either you’re a bot or incredibly stupid. Neither is a compliment.

[Jake McCormick 🏆 🦌 @Jake_BrewHoop]

Cowards like @TonyHinchcliffe don’t want to admit that they’re cool with the majority of the people they platform being shipped off to camps or worse because they get uncomfortable with any pushback that honestly doesn’t change their life. Fuck him.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

"America is for Americans and Americans only."
— Stephen Miller, 2024

"Germany is for Germans and Germans only."
— Adolf Hitler, 1934

[Jake McCormick 🏆 🦌 @Jake_BrewHoop]

Goddammit this is how my daughter watches anything made before 2000.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Watching the original 1978 HALLOWEEN with my daughter was… humbling.